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I'm kinda sorry we didn't get to experience the Witcher 3 glitch where a noble lady dressed in red follows Geralt everywhere, cheering him on, before they patched it.

The thing that makes this so funny is, the woman would perpetually clap her hands and yell “long live the champion,” making it seem like Geralt accrued an overzealous stalker. And no matter how much Geralt ran away, the lady would always dash after him, reminding him of how awesome he was.

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I agree with the commenter who said it's a feature! They should have made her an avenging fury whom only Geralt could see, determined to to make him pay for something or other.

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That would totally fit the ethos of Witcher.

My favorite glitch I've experienced, aside from Geralt getting his head stuck in a bridge, was the one in Skyrim where the bear Murderface killed sank into the beach he killed it on and then some time later, after completing an entire different quest, a dead bear fell out of the sky onto the path in front of him. I want to know what sort of hitch in the code would produce that effect!

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I need that glitch in my everyday life.

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From a comment: "Thank god. This woman followed me into a goddamn cave of giant spiders."

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