In the "you didn't realize you needed this in your life until now" category...

[telophase]

The winning video of this year's Dance Your PhD contest features doctoral candidates in Speedos portraying chicken sperm.

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[lrodell.livejournal.com]

...I think this should *always* be an option for folks doing theses!^^

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Someone in the Metafilter comments where I found this postulated that there should be an Epic Rap Battle setup between the candidates and their dissertation defense committee.