I have...

[telophase]

...four Mello icons in search of funny captions and one "Bitch, please."






The one there on the left is really calling for soemthing like "I love this bit, when [something happens]," but I ahve no clue what. I am too exhausted to be creative, my inspiriation extends only to slapping gradietns on 100x100 pictures and changing the layer blending modes. WOES.

And now to bed.

Comments

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

1. That was horrible! ..... Do it again. <3

2. Masochism is good for the soul.

3. Uh, what?

5. .... oh shit

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

4, rather. I can count.

[marith.livejournal.com]

Oh, I like that suggestion for #1.

[cawingcrow.livejournal.com]

For some reason these are sort of reminding me of what the older, fairly heavy and subdued woman in my knitting and crocheting group surprised us with in reference to Starbuck's Chantico: "it's like an orgasm in my mouth", but I'm not sure where I'd go with making that into an appropriate caption. (The amusing response by the token guy in the group was: "receiving or giving?" and the whole place cracked up. She responded "yes")

[tammylee.livejournal.com]

1. FwEEEE!
2. Sugar's natural predator
3. I make Ritalin look good!
4. Tastes like God! / OMG! Ex-Lax!

My turn! :3

[usmangaka.livejournal.com]

1.) The adventures of cat and microwave!

2.) (This picture disturbs me, no comment)

3.) OMG the 5 second rule works! This chocolate IS still good!

4.) Ah shit... maybe not.

[codfishbunny.livejournal.com]

1. Just a pretty little schoolgirl. (Or "Come here, little girl, I've got candy.")
2. I HAVE X-RAY VISION and you have nice tits. (or "y helo thar")
3. (...This picture frightens me, no comment. ;; Except that his unholy gaze ruptures things in my brainsocket.)
4. This expands my vocabulary in unpleasant ways. (Or something along those lines? "My vocabulary doesn't cover how weird this is."?)

Also, Mello's expressions frighten me. He is one seriously creepy mofo, yo.

[labyrinths.livejournal.com]

The fourth should say "I want it all and I want it covered in chocolate." XD

And maybe one could say "Willy Wonka's got nothing on me..."

:D

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

#2 is "You know you want me." Because it IS. I like matildarose's suggestion for 1.

Maybe "We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the chocolate began to take hold" for 4?

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Heh. I like that. XD I may have that one in two versions, with an "I can see you naked," sort of based off of codfishbunny's suggestion up there.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

That one's good too. We are funneh, yo.

[batwrangler.livejournal.com]

Prolly for #2: I can kill you with my chocolate.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_ri/]

#3: I love watching it blow up, over.... and over.... and over...

OR

#3: So shiiiny.