Arg

[telophase]

Was going to make a cake, but that plan got sidelined what I accidentally smashed one of our bottles of A1 steak sauce.

It's not even like we *use* A1 steak sauce, which is why we had two bottles--once in a blue moon when we run across a recipe that calls for a bit if A1 steak sauce we don't bother to go look in the cupboard because, after all, it's not like we actually use A1 steak sauce, so why would we have any?

Well, at least we now have one less bottle of A1 steak sauce.

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Comments

[octopedingenue]

Surely there is a tradition of Texas Jewish bridegrooms smashing A1 bottles underfoot at weddings. This would make perfect sense!

[telophase]

I guess we're now officially married! Despite not being Jewish.

[octopedingenue]

Maybe you just challenged each other to a duel instead. Or is it dropping a fork that's duel-challenging?

[telophase]

Funny you should say that...the other day I was holding gloves for some reason and lightly slapped his face when he turned around. XD

[octopedingenue]

I think you've simultaneously demanded a duel and proposed marriage!