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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2012-01-03 10:46 am

A fridge enabled for wifi...

So yesterday as we were wandering around The Great Indoors waiting for our salesman to be free so we could buy a range from him, we got to looking at the various appliances on display to pass the time. After we exhausted the possibilities inherent in the pro-level ranges and stovetops, we poked our way through the dishwashers and ended up at the fridges (alas, little suspecting we'd be getting a new one soon, or we'd have looked more seriously!).

And then we found it: the ultimate in modern food-cooling technology.

It is enabled for wifi.

I present to you...The Twitter Fridge



You think I'm kidding about the Twitter?



It can do other things besides Twitter! It can show you the news, play you music, or tell you what the weather is! Along with allowing you to make notes, showing you recipes, and displaying photographs.



And you don't need an Ethernet drop in your kitchen, as it's enabled for wifi.



Somehow I doubt we'll be getting this one as a replacement for the dud, as even with that sale it still cost more than the credit we've got (and although The Great Indoors is owned by Sears we have no idea if the credit will work there), plus there's the tiny matter of our fridge nook not being particularly deep and requiring a counter-depth fridge. Although the inconvenience of not being able to open the doors of the fridge because there's an island in the way pales in comparison to the utility of being able to check Twitter and see where our Foursquare-happy friend is located at any given moment!

Edited to add: We didn't check to see if you can add apps to your fridge nor what OS it ran on (Assuming Android?), but that small drawer above the freezer drawer is apparently fro bottled drinks, deli meat, cheeses, and other snacky things. Yes, it's The Beer Drawer. (or the Don't Cool The Entire House Down Drawer if you have children who grab snacks after school for themselves.)
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[personal profile] kore 2012-01-03 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
....WOW

Sadly those pictures all look well. I am simultaneously really amused, and horrified.
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[personal profile] kore 2012-01-03 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
....it's like the ultimate "I just had the most AMAZING sandwich" place to update from.
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[personal profile] lab 2012-01-03 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I want it and want to run from it at the same time.
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[personal profile] movingfinger 2012-01-03 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...speechless.

[Apart from wanting to see whether Toto has an internet-enabled toilet. NO DON'T LOOK.]

[personal profile] thomasyan 2012-01-03 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
If it could track its inventory, and cross-reference recipes and tell you what is missing, that would be cool. (And if you could tell you about a power failures and recovery, maybe that would be nice.) Otherwise, I don't think I yet have much use for a fridge with wifi.
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[personal profile] torachan 2012-01-03 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, I can only imagine that if there was inventory tracking it would be sponsored by various food vendors and try to tell you that since you don't have X brand whatever, you can't make your recipe.
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[personal profile] torachan 2012-01-03 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw some wi-fi fridges when we were looking for a new fridge several years ago, so they've been around a while. I do like the snack drawer, though.
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[identity profile] his-spiffyness.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
All things considered, it's just easier to buy a magnetized cover for your iPad (http://www.engadget.com/2011/03/17/visualized-smart-cover-magnets-can-turn-your-apple-tablet-into/) and stick it on the fridge than to buy one of these networked fridges.

Though honestly, this sounds like more unnecessary crap that can go wrong on being tacked onto something that should be relatively simple.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
We boggled at it for quite a while.

(WTF LJ?! This was not a suspicious comment!)
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[identity profile] his-spiffyness.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know what's up with LJ lately. This latest feature update has a lot left to be desired.
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[identity profile] lady-noremon.livejournal.com 2012-01-03 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*laaaaughing*

[identity profile] tempest-strife.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Shopping at SEARS? :3