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glvalentine lets us know that the first five minutes of The Three Musketeers have been posted, and that they are, as predicted, shitmazing.

Comments

[darksumomo.livejournal.com]

This looks like a cracktastic prequel fanfiction.

[chisotahn]

Whoa, the beginning really DOES look like a weird version of Assassin's Creed II: The Movie. XD Wow. What the heck. I might have to see this just for the balls-out insanity factor.

[tingirl.livejournal.com]

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy
I may actually see this in theaters.

[badnoodles.livejournal.com]

I knew I wanted to see it, but now my organs might collapse in anguish if I do not. The ad campaign has made it look like the cheesiest, most cracked-out version of the story it is possible to tell, which only whetted my appetite for cinematic fromage. If the first 4;30 are any indication, I will not be disappointed!

Also, even though Porthos has long been my favorite musketeer, Batman!Aramis ftmfw.

[darkelf105.livejournal.com]

I hate myself for wanting to see this very, very badly. But there you have it, I cannot wait for my next day off!