Mutant!

[telophase]

The mutant acorn I picked up when walking back to the library from lunch, with my thumb for comparison. The acorn's at least twice as big as the usual run of acorns we get around here.

Comments

[thistleingrey]

That one's large? Looks normal to me. :) (We have a lot of live oak here.) What sorts of oak trees do you have locally, if you happen to know?

[telophase]

I think we're primarily post oak in this area.

[ashenmote]

But will it make a bigger tree?!

[telophase]

I am tempted to plant it!

[ashenmote]

You should, for science! You could plant a standard size one next to it so you can compare the development.

Though the mutant will probably just devour the standard acorn and become even bigger.

[longshot14.livejournal.com]

OMG LOOK HOW SMALL THAT FINGER IS!!!!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

DON'T YOU MAKE FUN OF MY STUMPY FINGERS!

:)

[longshot14.livejournal.com]

/puts on his "dozens" hat

Yo' fingers SO STUMPY, the story of The Giving Tree ended with "but at least it wasn't those fingers!"

Yo' fingers SO STUMPY, Tyrion Lannister visited and left with your gloves by mistake!

Yo' fingers SO STUMPY, your coach calls in a Designated Proctologist when a prostate needs checking!

(I really REALLY hope you find these funny and not offensive! I had no desire to offend, only to amuse :) )

[telophase.livejournal.com]

:P


:)

[wyrdness.livejournal.com]

Mutant acorns for mutant squirrels?