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A year back we bought a fancy recliner that you plug in, so you can push a
button to raise and lower the footrest. It also has a USB outlet in it
because we thought that was utterly ridiculous and had to get that option.

But that leads to a sentence I proclaim whenever I can because I expect it
has never been said in the history of the world until perhaps even this
decade...

“I am plugging my book into my chair to charge.”