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So far my mother in law has offered us English muffins, cereal, granola
bars, coffee, crackers, cheese, cookies, fudge, candy and cocktail shrimp
and it's not even lunchtime yet.

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And for Christmas dinner my mother in law served up a spiral-cut ham, baked
beans, potato salad, deviled eggs, rolls, mini dill pickles and two kind of
mustard, along with wine, beer, milk, and water. There is a razzleberry pie
in the oven, and she may be sending my father in law out for the ice cream
they forgot to buy.

There are four of us.


(Razzleberry pie is a mixed berry pie, with raspberries, blackberries, and
something else.)