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[telophase]

So far my mother in law has offered us English muffins, cereal, granola
bars, coffee, crackers, cheese, cookies, fudge, candy and cocktail shrimp
and it's not even lunchtime yet.

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[karanguni]

what mother in laws do!

[telophase]

+1!

[movingfinger.livejournal.com]

The cocktail shrimp seem like outliers there. She's getting desperate.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

She's so afraid of someone accidentally feeling a tiny bit peckish on her watch that she usually puts out an array of appetizers a couple of hours before the main meal, which is why the shrimp were on hand. We're surprised that she didn't have a cheese ball and summer sausage, like she usually does.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

And a report several days late: we were forced to take ham home in self-defense, and narrowly escaped taking shrimp home as well.