Oh dear

To the person who comes into my office before my working hours and occasionally runs a vacuum over the carpet:

That terrible, horrible, no good, very bad noise you hear your vacuum cleaner making is my fault. I dropped a dime and it has magically vanished into the pattern on the industrial carpeting in the office. I do apologize.

With great sympathy for the noise you are going to endure,
telophase

(no subject)

You haven't been disdained by a giraffe calf yet today, have you? Here you go.