*grump*

I have no idea how to draw a sandcastle. The castle part is easy, it's the frickin' sand.

That meme again...

...because it ended up pretty amusing.

Instructions:

1 Grab the nearest book
2 Open the book to page 123
3 Find the fifth sentence.
4 Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions
5 Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.

CHARLEY: Brandishing a Kalashnikov, Ewan burst out of the kitchen door, closely followed by David. For a split second, I thought everything was about to go horribly wrong: the heavies would assume Ewan, having heard the gunshots, had imagined I'd been wasted and had seized a loaded machine gun to shoot his way out of the compound. With so much armoury in circulation, the potential for unintentional carnage was enormous if anyone misread the situation.

Any idea what it is yet? It's a travel book, nonfiction. And yes, that really is the person who most likely sprang to your mind when you read that name.

( The book is... )