My cat refuses to eat most every kind of meat, whether raw or cooked. She does, however, eat saltine crackers.
And she's now taken to sleeping on a bookshelf in my room, because God forbid she actually sleep on the soft, warm bed. It's quite cute but alas, the camera is still nonfunctional (I have to find the other cards for it to see if it's a problem with the card and not the camera, but they're buried in a box somewhere).