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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2010-03-18 09:09 am
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Hollywood Plot-O-Matic

Electron Transport System*
an original screenplay concept
by telophase

Political thriller: A war hardened soldier teams up with the straightest cop on four continents to find the true meaning of love. In the process they are locked in a haunted house with a kind hearted prostitute. By the end of the movie they run away from 14 double agents and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.

Think Die Hard meets City of Lost Children.**

http://www.maddogproductions.com/plotomatic.htm ***

And another one, which had a slightly different twist...

Science Fiction: A shell-shocked war vet teams up with a fellow hostage who happens to have a black belt in karate to commit the perfect crime. In the process they turn state's evidence on her partner. By the end of the movie they have sex with 14 cable cars and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.

Think Clerks meets City of Lost Children.



* Ever since that fateful day in Biology when I learned of the electron transport system, I have always thought it would be a good name for a band.

** If I heard that pitch line, I'd probably watch it.

*** There is also a link to a Porn-o-Matic, which sounds intriguing, but as I am At Work, I shall not yet indulge my curiosity.

[identity profile] elfiepike.livejournal.com 2010-03-18 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If I heard that pitch line, I'd probably watch it.

wow, me too! but admittedly only if it still had something like the amazing one/miette relationships, haha.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2010-03-18 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd watch it just if it had Ron Perlman in it. XD