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[telophase]

You may have seen this already if you read the Smart Bitches, but here's an LJ entry featuring a book with some exceptionally purple prose for your Wednesday afternoon reading entertainment.

Her face had the fragrance of a gibbous moon.

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[kittikattie.livejournal.com]

I kept telling that line to my husband all morning and he kept falling out laughing.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ANACONDA'S UNKNOWN HIEROGLYPHIC?!

[weirdquark]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ANACONDA'S UNKNOWN HIEROGLYPHIC?!

Yes, I've always wondered about that too.

[raventhourne.livejournal.com]

jinkies...

that is effed up.

[spartezda.livejournal.com]

*stares in awe*

[tool-of-satan.livejournal.com]

I recognized Ron Miller's name... he's a decent artist, as I recall. Clearly he should have stuck to that.

[redsnowpenguin.livejournal.com]

...And only an artist can write badly in this particular way XD

[herchuckness.livejournal.com]

It reads like the Utena duel soundtrack lyrics somehow. "Like a dolphin. Like a whale. Like a seal. The paleozoic era in my flesh!"

[cynthia1960.livejournal.com]

Ow. My brain hurts.

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

It BUUUUURRRRRRRNNS!!!!

"Her spine was a snake. It was the track of a snake."

[aquatic-party.livejournal.com]

Well, that killed 20 minutes, since I felt compelled to read the comments, too =P Lol.

[redsnowpenguin.livejournal.com]

SPIKENARD! XDDDDDD

Ok ok, rape is bad and all. But she was raped by SOMEONE NAMED SPIKENARD?! XDDDDD OHHHHHHH, not even therapy will save her now! XD She has no choice but marry him. XDDDDDDDDDD OMG XD

[cerusee.livejournal.com]

...no. Just no.