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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2007-02-10 10:20 pm
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The answer to the poll!

Don't click on the cut until you've read my previous entry and voted in the poll.

So, who was that mysterious man?



YES. A shoujo version of Julius Caesar.

The complete historical revisionism in the Cleopatra story as told in One Thousand and One Nights made my BRAIN HURTY.

[identity profile] blades-of-ice.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I was so right XD

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
He obviously had that imperial Roman air. XD

I couldn't take him seriously at all with all that floaty hair and good-looking stuff going on. XD And Cleopatra being kind at heart! And her brother Ptolemy being a sweet kid led astray by his advisor!

[identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT????

You know what would make him hotter? Glasses!

[identity profile] frostedelves.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
I would bow down to the Imperial might of that.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
http://telophase.livejournal.com/793072.html

[identity profile] cicer.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, but you know what? I found shoujou!Caesar totally hot. And Cleopatra and Ptolemy were smokin' too. XD Of course there was not a shred of historical fact in the whole story. But those were some terribly pretty people.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
No, no, there was one shred of historical fact: there were three people named Caesar, Ptolemy, and Cleopatra. XD

[identity profile] homasse.livejournal.com 2007-02-12 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...now I have to know what the story in the manhwa was. You will, of course, be telling me...right? XD

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-02-12 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
As far as I can remember - and you'll have to forgive me for getting details wrong because I kept getting distracted by shoujo Caesar - it goes like this:

Cleopatra and Ptolemy are two nice, sweet siblings. They are married, so they can jointly rule or some such, but don't consummate the marriage yet. At some point, Cleopatra tells the story of Isis, pregnant with Horus, searching for the body parts of her husband so she can put them back together (IIRC, that sequence of events is out of order :). Caesar and his hair show up, and he is taken with Cleopatra's beauty, but nothing happens and I think Cleopatra declares her love and loyalty for Ptolemy.

Ptolemy falls under the spell of his eeeevil eunuch advisor and starts mistrusting Cleopatra and eventually has her banished, although he feels really bad about it and cries prettily. Caesar shows up again, asking where that real gorgeous sister of Ptolemy's is, and I forgot exactly how Ptolemy explained it.

Cleopatra is, naturally, upset about all of these events because she is nice and sweet and good and loves her brother!husband. She has herself delivered in a chest to Caesar, explains that Ptolemy is under the spell of the advisor, and offers herself to Caesar in exchange for getting her back into the palace and getting rid of the advisor. She strips, they embrace, fade to black.

She's back in the palace, Caesar beats up on the advisor, explaining to Ptolemey that he's to blame for listening to a eunuch in the first place. Cleopatra and Ptolemy go to bed. Ptolemy assumes that Cleopatra banged Caesar and is upset about that, and ... it's a fine line between rough sex and rape in this particular case and it's rather hard to tell which is intended, especially because Cleopatra is willing. It's manhwa, what can I say? The next morning Ptolemy sees Cleopatra's virgin blood on the sheets and is confused. He confronts Caesar, who explained that Cleopatra did indeed make the bargain to bang him, but part of the bargain was that she refused to bang Caesar until her brother had taken her virginity.

I don't remember exactly what happens next, if Ptolemy ends up dead, as he does in history, or not. Caesar and Cleopatra get it on shortly afterward, and Caesar sails away some time later, after Cleopatra's child (misspelled "Caesarian" instead of "Caesarion" in the text) is born. The tale ends there, as the narrative says that although the world and Caesar thought that it was his son, Cleopatra knew the truth, that it was really Ptolemy's son, Horus.

And at that point, cue the mad Sultan being snarky, as he usually is. :)

[identity profile] homasse.livejournal.com 2007-02-12 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
...wow. That's a lot of wrong. XD

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-02-12 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Shoujo Caesar is totally historically accurate compared to that, yes. :)

[identity profile] frostedelves.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
OMG HAWT.

What a blond, blond, cat-eyed Roman that is.

Totally going back in time now to get some of that imperial action.

[identity profile] nekonexus.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
o.O;

[identity profile] azure-reverie.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Not Sanzo? Damn. :(

[identity profile] tirwen.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Speaking of Sanzo, we were watching R.O.D. the other day...

"I am Genjo" prompted much snickering ;)

[identity profile] cerusee.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Tales of the Middle Ages led me astray! Woe!
snarp: small cute androgynous android crossing arms and looking very serious (Default)

[personal profile] snarp 2007-02-11 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
CAPTION: long brutal grinding war that never really ended many new deaths each day ohhh

JULIUS CAESER: my hair looks good today

[identity profile] kittikattie.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Brain: *makes a snapping noise*

[identity profile] badnoodles.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Bet the historical Caesar would have killed for those flowing locks.

Not that he had much of a compunction about killing people anyway, so perhaps that's not saying much.

[identity profile] flemmings.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
'Every woman's husband and every man's wife,' wasn't it? Looks a distinct possibility here. Any hints of hot Bithynian action with Nicomedes?
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[identity profile] croaky.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha~! xD *at a loss for comments*

[identity profile] magicnoire.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
What?!

...I need to get this manhwa.

[identity profile] mistressrenet.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
He was the wife to every husband and the husband to every wife, you know.
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[identity profile] lady-noremon.livejournal.com 2007-02-11 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*gah* I said Charlemagne....because I figured he would have a reason to be in Arabia XD Roland's cooler though.