*sneeeerk*

[telophase]

(throwing this open to the public right now because the results are too silly not to share, but the generator's less than half done. It'll be way more complex, and have ACTUAL GRAMMAR later on :D P.S. KENPACHI LOVES YOU!)

Obivously, still far from done, but at least the grammar is getting somewhat better.

Nikhil: Superficially, Nikhil seems morally ambiguous, but when thwarted, his inner sculptor is roused. He decides to proceed by disintegrating enemies. On the surface, Nikhil is palindromic, but when push comes to shove, his inner self surfaces. All he wants is to live by assuming a new identity.

Rikuto: He is sexy and spunky. He wants a family. The only thing last scion of a deposed monarchy Rikuto wants is material success, but fate keeps getting in the way. He looks like an ordinary pirate, but in reality he is a/an dog-demon.

Lisa: She is a/an crossdresser who secretly longs to be a/an mangaka. She lives for staying positive.

Carla: She is a/an housekeeper. She wants to find a sibling, but has so far been thwarted by fate. Superficially, Carla seems happy, but when thwarted, her inner student is roused. She is a/an middle manager who secretly longs to be a/an last scion of a deposed monarchy.

Masaru: He is oldest and disguised. Superficially, Masaru seems spacy, but when thwarted, his inner paleontologist is roused.

Kevin: Overenthusiastic Kevin always thought he would be a/an international Scrabble champion, but that was thwarted by a/an writer. His goal is not chocolate, but hope for the future. On the surface, Kevin is reticent, but when push comes to shove, his inner self surfaces. Because of working for the government, he feels he cannot hope for a kitten.

This one totally broke me:

Katerina: She is a/an trapeze artist who secretly longs to be a/an boxer. She is a/an pathologist. She decides to proceed by reading lots of shoujo manga.

ETA: BLOODY OVERACHIEVER!
Linus: Because of becoming a model, he feels he cannot hope for hope for the future. Peasant Linus once handled things by becoming President, which got him into his current predicament. He lives for starting a band. He is a/an baker who secretly longs to be a/an fake ninja.

ETA2: Poor Gabriel!!
Gabriel: He is a/an loser. He wants a kitten.

ETA3: And there's something refreshing about the simplicity of this one:
Jayla: She is a/an assassin. She is a/an librarian.

ETA4: Aaaaaaaand one last edit:
Tomasz: He looks like an ordinary teacher, but in reality he is a/an llama

Comments

[devikun.livejournal.com]

1. Stefan: He decides to proceed by joining a circus. Over time, Stefan begins to want to blow up the Diet building, but is not sure how to achieve that.

2. Mikolaj: The only thing teenager Mikolaj wants is to grow wings, but fate keeps getting in the way. He is a/an psychotic archaeologist. Kindhearted Mikolaj knows what he wants: self-knowledge.


But wait; that could actually be a manga.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Which just goes to show you: there is nothing I can make that will be more insane than actual, existing manga!

[devikun.livejournal.com]

It's so true! I honestly can't get over the "Stefan begins to want to blow up the diet building, but is not sure how to achieve that" part. It's perfect.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Nobu: He is a/an assassin who loves to be vindicated. He is a/an cartographer who loves to atone for or undo past evil deeds. He is a/an beggar who secretly longs to be a/an rocker. He is a/an detective.

I think Nobu is having a bit of an identity crisis.

[devikun.livejournal.com]

My question is, what kind of past evil could a cartographer possibly need to atone for?? Or maybe the actual answer to that would send me insane.

Also, I think I've already seen a movie where the beggar wants to be a rocker... (http://www.firecracker-media.com/reviews/international_reviews/i_review1302.shtml)

[fuuringo.livejournal.com]

LAWL! I did not expect the last one.

[lady-noremon.livejournal.com]

Jayla's should be a manga! [also Stefan is awesome]

EDIT---
Tomasz's is a super cool twist :D

[chomiji]

Emil: Child Emil once handled things by experimenting with mind-altering substances, which got him into his current predicament. Absent-minded Emil knows what he wants: to be vindicated.

Yup. Emil, drugs'll do it to ya!

Elijah: He wants an honorable death, but has so far been thwarted by fate. The only thing paleontologist Elijah wants is to become fabulously wealthy, but fate keeps getting in the way. He wants to fly, but has so far been thwarted by fate. Because of working against the government, he feels he cannot hope for to be vindicated.

Give up, Elijah! Fate is clearly against you!

Angel: He is a/an archer. He lives for tapdancing. Superficially, Angel seems cold, but when thwarted, his inner noble is roused. His goal is not to become the strongest warrior, but money.

Well, I guess there is more money in tap-dancing ...

Cho: Over time, Cho begins to want to win on Ninja Warrior, but is not sure how to achieve that. She does not want to do anything but running away. The only thing otaku Cho wants is forgiveness, but fate keeps getting in the way. On the surface, Cho is cute, but when push comes to shove, her inner self surfaces.

Oh hell! You're on to me!

XD

[bravecows.livejournal.com]

I would so read these!

[seawolf10.livejournal.com]

I'd actually be interested in reading about the llama-teacher, and I normally stay way away from manga.

"The Adventures of the Amazing Were-Llama!"

wow, just wow.

[meteorakuli.livejournal.com]

I cried with laughter. And will definitely end up using this sometime.