That must be Cliff Richard. We (being myself and my housemates) believe (after a long and cracktastic conversation) that Cliff Richard is an undead fish that lives on the lifeforce of his fans. Every time someone listens to one of his songs he steals a little piece of their soul to replenish himself and this is why he doesn't seem to age as much as he should. His fans aren't really old, they've just had the lifeforce drained from them due to prolonged exposure!
How do you check your stats anyway? I've been poking at my file, but I can't understand it, and there's no words like 'unholy catfish' to guide me to my destination.
OK, I see. It's not showing up because nobody's found your site through a web search from something like Google that allows it to pull out the search terms. :) It'll show up in alphabetical order in the list o'links on the daily stats page as "Search Query Report" when someone does. :)
That may have been me. XD I keep forgetting how to spell my name, so either I google it, or I have someone else google my name and have them click on 'portfolio of whitney mattila'.
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unholy...catfish...
*has no words*
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I like that idea! I think I need an unholy catfish icon.
I just have no clear idea yet what it would look like!
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Er, which subdomain are you? My brain, she is like a sieve.
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Thanks for the website space, BTW. It's proved to be immensely helpful for showing to people.
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OK, I see. It's not showing up because nobody's found your site through a web search from something like Google that allows it to pull out the search terms. :) It'll show up in alphabetical order in the list o'links on the daily stats page as "Search Query Report" when someone does. :)
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