As promised: Zaraki Kenpachi in a schoolgirl uniform!

[telophase]

Finally! The Promised Crack! And this time, I won't just link to them, I'll post the images! Don't y'all feel speshul?



This is, obviously, not all of the pages in the book: I just selected some of the most special ones.

The doujinshi starts off so, so innocently, with a pretty nicely-produced cover. It looks blotchy because the cover is printed on paper with a subtle shimmer to it.





And the tension ratchets up, as page 1 starts, mirroring a scene from the manga...





MY EYES



That scene continues, mirroring the scene from the manga, with Kenpachi-chan in the place of Rukia.


Awwwwwww! Kenpachi-chan's sad!





As this is a gag book, it's full of short comedy sketches, basically. We've got Yumichika in the buff on this one, with blurs preserving what little dignity he's got left after appearing in this.




That one ends up with the mystery photographer being revealed as Yachiru in a schoolgirl uniform, and the next segment returns to Kenpachi-chan, curled up in someone's closet.






And then we end up by circling back to the beginning, with someone in a schoolgirl uniform coming through the classroom window ... it's poor Hanatarou, not entirely sure that he's happy with this turn of events.

Comments

[myrabidpetspoon.livejournal.com]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! This crack will continually distract me today. I blame you if I don't make my NaNoWriMo word count. >:D

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I aim to please! Or to break, more likely!

[chomiji]

Somehow, something about the chaste separate futons in the Yumichika scene made me smile ... . Of course they are pushed over close to each other.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

This entire thing is insane - I'll have to poke about and see if I can find a scanlated copy online just to find out what the hell is going on. There's a segment where Byakuya is photographing Rukia in a swimsuit, with what I think is Renji tied up to the side. O.o And a segment that might be the shinigami attending a doujinshi convention, but it's kind of confusing.

[chomiji]

(No comments about Kenpachi because words simply fail ... .)

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I think it's the sort of thing that requires no comment...

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

He's got surprisingly nice legs. ;3

[telophase.livejournal.com]

And the little bows in his hair! XD

[chomiji]

Well, he's got the long-and-leggy thing going on ... they should be more beat up though. (But do shinigami scar? Honestly, it's really hard to tell how many of the rules of human biology apply here ... they're theoretically undead, but they have babies ... >brain hurts<  )

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Yeah, they scar - Zaraki's got the big facial scar, and Hisagi's got three parallel scars down his face from a Hollow's claws. And there are at least two Arrancar with scars.

I wanna know: sicne they take a very long time to mature, does this mean they take an equally long time in pregnancy? Yachiru's been about six for at least 40 years, possibly more, and I hate to think what that implies for pregnancy...

[plasticchimera.livejournal.com]

Hell with pregnancy, think of puberty!

[the-z.livejournal.com]

schoolgirl Hanatarou! YES!

[telophase.livejournal.com]

One of the ones I scanned last night has a story with Akon in it - something about making gigais, I think. XD It's the one where he's on the back cover, and I think I scanned the back of that one.

[the-z.livejournal.com]

I found the cover. Man, I think I picked one of the worst characters to fan over. Fanworks of him are so obscure!

Then again, you get some genuinely awesome pieces because of it!

Thanks for pointing that out to me! I eagerly sniffed it out.

o_O

[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

The BOWS!

Aaagh!

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[telophase.livejournal.com]

YOUR BRAIN WILL BE BROKEN

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[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

WILL BE? IT WAS TOO LATE THE DAY I GOT YOUR PACKAGE FROM JAPAN.

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[telophase.livejournal.com]

I think that Kenpachi-chan broke me worse than the shunga-style pr0n did, just because Ive been on the internet a long time and expect stuff like shunga-style pr0n around every corner. But I TOTALLY WAS NOT EXPECTING Kenpachi in a miniskirt when I opened that doujinshi and I think I am now scarred for life.

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[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

Yes, but page for page there is much more disturbing content in the one I have. Plus, I was warned well ahead of time about Kenpachi-chan.

Anyway, it's all okay because once I've posted I can send the doujinshi off to its new home in another country. Yay.

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[telophase.livejournal.com]

XD WHo's it going to? And will this doujinshi forever circle the globe, never resting for long in one spot? XD

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[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

learan wants it. I think she will give it a good home with the rest of her 'special' crack.

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[chomiji]

For some strange reason the pert little bowtie bothers me at least as much as the miniskirt ... .

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

...

...

I am so glad I only saw the editted version...and so horrifiedly glad I saw it at all...

[viridian5.livejournal.com]

I love Kenpachi's bows! Some legs too....

Feeling that crack this strong must be shared, I directed a Hanatarou/Bleach fan I know to this post and the response was ">w<b!! OH SNAP that's AWESOME aahhh, I wish the pages were bigger!!!"

[telophase.livejournal.com]

XD I really kinda want to know what the box pointing to Hamatarou's skirt reads.

[viridian5.livejournal.com]

Hell yes! So many possibilities!

[handle-gently.livejournal.com]

I AM THE HANATAROU FAN OF WHICH SHE SPOKE AND

if you scan the page a little bigger, I can translate the box for you X3 (I can't quite tell what the kanji are)

[telophase.livejournal.com]

XD I shall do my best to remember to do so tomorrow (Sunday). (My scanner requires being turned on before the computer is, and restarting the entire system just to scan one page seems a bit much.)

Thank you! :D

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Here ya go: it's pretty big (1.8MB-ish) so a right-click and Save As would probably work better than just loading it in the browser. :)

http://magatsu.net/pic/ALC22ShimagiKai-SoulRhapsody-008-lg.png

(And if you feel like translating anything else on the page go ahead. :D

[handle-gently.livejournal.com]

Hooray! XD

If Rukia's place were taken by... Hanatarou

HANA: I-it's been a while... Ichigo-san...

ICHIGO: Y... yeah...

sfx: tremble tremble

CAPTION: Any way you look at it, seems like he was forced into it.

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P-president, that's...

Uh... uh-huh. Without a doubt, that's our desired masochism-style idol!

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OTAKU: Moe-Moe-tan!!!

HANA: Eeek?!

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OTAKU: We've been waiting for an idol with your kind of fearful trembling!!
Come on!! Once you put on these Moe Glasses, you'll be perfect!! Come on!! Come on!!

CAPTION: Otaku Club, all together

HANA: Eh... no, um... that's... I-Ichigo-saan!! Help me!!

RENJI: ... hey... he's calling you.

ICHIGO: ... Yeah...

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Haa! XD

Thank you!!

[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

Can I get the correct URL to link to the scan of Kenpachi coming in the window dressed as a schoolgirl so I don't get the hotlinking one? It's for a comparison with a panel in the Doujinshi of DOOOOM.

:)

[telophase.livejournal.com]

http://magatsu.net/doujinshi/bleach/ALC22ShimagiKai-SoulRhapsody-003.jpg should get it for you. :D

[mscongeniality.livejournal.com]

Sweet. Thanks.

[airtos.livejournal.com]

OH YES OH YES OH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU !!!!
[damn - I love crossdressing Ken-chan <3 *shot*]