telophase: (Hiromasa - Uh...what?)
telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2007-10-07 04:45 pm

SPAMMING YOU WITH PIFFLE

Just checked the online Papa John's menu and noted that the Unlimited Topping Special is limited to five toppings.
octopedingenue: (blah blah blah!)

[personal profile] octopedingenue 2007-10-07 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
When they say unlimited, they mean your imagination.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I want my pizza with ... electrified cephalopods!
octopedingenue: (MY BRAAAAAIN!)

[personal profile] octopedingenue 2007-10-07 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Low-fat grilled squid coming right up~!
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[identity profile] smillaraaq.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Mmmmmm, orange roughy. Make it SUN-BLOATED!

[identity profile] rayechu.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. This is probably one of the reasons the papa john's in my area went out of business.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
They used to carry Coke products in this area, which is why I was checking the website because I'm out of non-tea caffeine* and don't want to leave the apartment, but they only have Pepsi now, so I think I need no longer order from Papa John's. I like Pizza Hut slightly better anyway.


* Helps abort migraines.

[identity profile] rayechu.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Ack! I come from the one area of the country where Pepsi outsells Coke, so I am usually thank god this place serves pepsi! I would never eat from papa john because the way the cheese didn't melt together grossed me out. And the fact that it smelled like feet. Pizza Hut has online ordering, which my brother has been abusing lately.
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[identity profile] lady-noremon.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
If it were really unlimited, I think there would be people who would ask for EVERYTHING...however I would limit it to around 10 toppings....five is just normal o_o;
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[identity profile] celestriad.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
mmm, pizza. :D

[identity profile] azure-reverie.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
What?!

I haven't had pizza in a while.

[identity profile] catystorm.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
..now I want a pizza.

I have no money for a pizza.

DAAAAAAMN.

[identity profile] janni.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yanno, they don't get to decide what the words mean. Unlimited doesn't mean "limited to five." "Limited to five" means "limited to five." This ought be more intuitive.

Similar

[identity profile] puppleball.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Had a similar thing happen during animefest. We were starving after shooting the cosplay, so we went up to the room to order pizza. While ordering pizza hut we decided to get the mia pizzas. An attempt was made to get a ham and pineapple, and we were informed the mia pizzas could only be one topping, no big deal. When we asked about the meatlovers mia we were informed that it was ok.

Re: Similar

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Pizza logic doesn't follow Earth logic, apparently.