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I checked my site stats for September on magatsu.net, and as always looked at the Search Query Report to see how people are finding the site. The usual suspects applied, with a ton of searches on variants of 'zanpakuto generator' and 'story generator', but there were a few interesting ones.

I'm wondering if these were all done by the same person:

manga plot generator
long narrative story generator
comic story generator
comic plot generator
love story generator
gothic novel generator
mystery story generator
sexual story generator
funny story plot generator
narrative story generator

And then there's the others...

south park oekaki
kh oekaki
story story generators
random streaming porn
telophase plot generator [For all your telophase plotting needs!]
random story generator in third person [I like the "in third person" specification]

And it looks like in the August stats, someone searched on "4th division irregulars". I suppose I should start thinking about working out that RP, huh?

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LOL!! how about manga phrases in Engish generators?

RPG! Yes, please, telophase-san!

That telophase... always plotting!

Whenever I can't remember magatsu.net, I search for random streaming porn, too.

There was one search query for "chibi.nasu," too. XD

o.o

*suddenly paranoid*

Someone's stalking you!

Though, thinking about it, I bet it was my mom. She went through a weird stalker-ish phase where she was googling me constantly.

How about 'american mangaka' generator.

Or better still, 'ghost-writer' generator, or 'comics-pitch generator'.

-Tina

Someone searched for my website by name the other day! It was so exciting. *g*

My all-time favorite search queries: "Carrie-Ann Moss naked screenshot" and "dogs eating mothballs," both of which somehow got someone to Will Shetterly's website; and "naked red-headed fucktard," which inspired a brilliant Real Live Preacher essay, which I bet you could find by searching for preacher and fucktard.

The late unlamented webcomic got a hit from "girls trebuchet" once. Which leaves one wondering about the circumstances of that query.

When I was in high school, I kept up a website that had a semi-daily log of the stuff my health teacher said during class. He was totally unqualified for his job, and probbbbably a pathological liar, because some of his lessons were literally fiction - he would make up bones and statistics and laws, and then get incredibly tense and angry when questioned about them. (He was so mellow as to be nearly dead the rest of the time, so this was pretty scary. He gave everyone A's, though!)

The point of this anecdote is that people would get to this website, with all this guy's Completely True Medical Facts And Words That He Totally Did Not Make Up, by way of utterly terrifying search strings. Some of the worst:

getting acidey out the body
what to do eptilectic dogs
menstrational blockage
vomiting up when drinking and on rave drug x what could be the cause?
how to read textbook medical school first-year freshmans

Oh god I hope my website didn't kill anybody.

Look on the bright side: with the degree of knowledge and common sense exhibited by those queries, the querents were likely to take themselves out of the gene pool sooner or later.