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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2007-09-13 08:14 pm
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The career meme

Career meme:
1. Go here: http://www.careercruising.com/default.asp
2. Put in Username: [removed, see here for details.]
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top twenty results.
5. Bold preferences.

Wel, I didn't totally follow the meme, and didn't bold my preferences, instead I bolded all of them to separate them from my commentary. But it's not like you can't figure out which ones I'd like to do and which ones I'd not like to do. And I posted all of them, not just the top twenty.

It was decently accurate, though.



1. Special Effects Technician

Honestly? I'd love to do this. Monster-making in Hollywood would be ultra-cool, as well as other forms of special effects.

2. Electrician

I can see where this would be interesting - working with your hands while using your brain at the same time, working out wiring diagrams, solving problems, the satisfaction of a job well done when you flip a switch and a house gets illuminated without actually electrocuting anybody.

3. Electronics Assembler

Um. Sounds too much like assembly-line work to me.

4. Dental Lab Tech

GOD NO.

5. Costume Designer

Awesome. I took a class in this in undergrad, and love to make costumes. :)

6. Office Machine Repairer

OH GOD NO. I would like the challenge involved in solving problems, but not having to deal with the people who break the damn things.

7. Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer

Interesting. Might be fun.

8. Upholsterer

Um, no.

9. Plumber

Again, another one that would be interesting in the whole solving-problems thing, but then there's dealing with all the crap. Literally.

10. Cabinetmaker

Just another form of artist, only making stuff that has a useful function as well. Because I wouldn't be satisfied making dull, boring cabinets and would isntead be making reproduction Geore III furniture or something like that.

11. Composer

If I had any sort of musical background whatsoever besides one semester of piano in college to fill up a fine arts credit, sure!

12. Sign Maker

Er, well, if it's the sort of signs that [livejournal.com profile] pzb does, possibly.

13. Comedian

Yes, I find humor much easier to write than most people. No, I do not want to get on stage and deliver the material night after night. COME ON PEOPLE I TOLD THE QUIZ I HATED WORKING WITH PEOPLE AND THERE'S NOTHING MORE LIKE WORKING WITH PEOPLE THAN PLAYING TO AN AUDIENCE. I suppose I could write material for a comedian. I wouldn't mind doing that.

14. Musician

If I had the ability to actually practice, this would be OK. I enjoyed the moment when a disparate collection of notes somehow became a tune in my fingers and head when I took piano (and when I played the violin back in middle school).

15. Machinist

Um, I ahve no idea what a machinist does. Sounds a bit industrial for my tastes.

16. Tool and Die Maker

Ditto.

17. Industrial Designer

Ditto.

18. Technical Writer

I could do it, most likely. But I don't think I'd want to.

19. Fashion Designer

I am apparently the only person who sees this as the same thing as Costume Designer.

20. Model Maker

See "special effects technician" above.

21. Animator

I wanted to be an animator when I was a kid. Then I realized I didn't have the patience to do it, thanks to the ADHD. Now that there are many more computer tools to play with, I could probably make a better go at it now.

22. Desktop Publisher

Well, yeah. I could see this.

23. Multimedia Developer

A catchall for someone who does desktop publishing, web design, animation, etc., etc. etc., IMHO.

24. Computer Programmer

Yup.

25. Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator

Oh, really? Ya think?

26. Graphic Designer

Yup.

27. Artist

Never in a million years!

28. Computer Animator

See above, under "animator"

29. Writer

Well, if I got off my ass and actually wrote...

30. Critic

Well, except that I tend to get annoyed at people I crit who spaz back at me. :D

31. Business Systems Analyst

You may laugh, but this was one of the most interesting classes I took in my recent stint in graduate school. I like analyzing data to discern patterns and then trying to optimize those patterns (it's part of computer programming). It's just that whole WORKING WITH PEOPLE, especially people who don't want to change their ingrained work habits to my system, which is CLEARLY the right one.

32. Manufacturing Machine Operator

Sounds way too assembly-line for me.

33. Video Game Developer

I could do this. If only every other teen, twenty-, and thirty-something on the ENTIRE PLANET weren't trying to get into the field, also.

34. Website Designer

*ahem*

35. Medical Illustrator

My cousin did this, until he became a signmaker. It might be interesting.

36. Database Developer

*shifty look*
*hides databases*

37. Web Developer

*ahem*

38. Translator

As other people on my f-list have said, I'd love to do this, if it weren't for that whole "having to speak another language" thing.

39. GIS Specialist

I really have no clue what this is, despite accompanying my dad to a conference on global GIS in Nairobi back in 1991.

40. Print Journalist

Except for that whole "deadline" and "working with people" thing...



Plz to be noting that "librarian" didn't even make the cut, although I expect they assume being a librarian has to do with working with books. It actually has little to do with working with books and everything to do with organizing information, which tends to fit right in with computer programming and web design.

[identity profile] espion.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
I got "massage therapist" then "midwife" as my top two. I perused the list and nowhere did it list "doctor". Eeesh.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently you're interested in helping people, but not with all that icky technology?

I got nothin'.

[identity profile] mvmarcz.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Please to be telling me how librarian made my top 5 :o!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
All that education stuff, I guess. :D

[identity profile] mvmarcz.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
It blows me away that the education stuff overruled my art stuff. And it pulled clergy out of no where :O! I think they read too much into the blanket of "help people"

[identity profile] tammylee.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Rofl! Mine mentioned graphic designer, cook, artist, website designer, and marine biologist! All things I have done/am/wanted to be! XD
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[identity profile] sub-divided.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
01. Operations Research Analyst
02. Computer Engineer
03. Multimedia Developer
04. Research Analyst (Financial)
05. Logistics Specialist
06. Industrial Engineering Tech
07. Money Manager
08. Mathematician
09. Actuary
10. Economist
11. Certified Public Accountant
12. Industrial Designer
13. Historian
14. Electronics Engineering Tech
15. Electrical Engineering Tech
16. Security Systems Technician
17. Desktop Publisher
18. Sign Maker
19. Electrician
20. Computer Programmer

I should be doing something with numbers. Great. Where's the "no helping the world domination plans of evil corporations, please" option?

[identity profile] wintersweet.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
What, those jobs don't spell "Microsoft" to you?


;)

[identity profile] wintersweet.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
It might not be the book thing--I'm guessing you didn't rate working with the public highly. I imagine that's one of the librarian ones (they included supervising other workers with ESL teacher, which is even less accurate than that, since at least the average fresh MLIS does start out working with the public).

[identity profile] fourthage.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
The top five!

1. Taxidermist Um.
2. Veterinary Technician
3. Upholsterer
4. Sign Maker
5. Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer This would be cool.

[identity profile] rurounitriv.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
1.Website Designer
I have actually been taking a class in FrontPage so that I can maybe design a teen section for the library. And maybe redesign the library's site, which is ancient and unwieldy

2.Desktop Publisher
I'm kind of already there, actually. I write the newspaper article, update the blog, create promotional materials...

3.Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
Okay, I can draw - but I've never been good with sequential art, although I love reading it

4.Dental Assistant
WTFBBQ? NO.

5.Animator
Something I occasionally contemplate taking up as a hobby

Librarian was waaaaaaaaaay down there at #37. o.0;

(BTW: the site we've been using, and the password? It's a hack of a pay site, and we could get the non-profit agency whose password we're using into deep kim-chee if we keep spreading it. Plz to be removing that before the damage gets worse than it is, and spread the word?

http://elbales.livejournal.com/199025.html has more info.)

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2007-09-14 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
(Ah. Removed!)