Used Baboon Disposal Squad

[telophase]

...would make a good name for a band.



http://www.magatsu.net/zanpakuto/silly/name.php


New abilities, thanks to chomiji and matildarose.


At the command "Splatter!" Minor Blancmange from Texas, a crooked cleaver, alphabetizes your CDs.

Penalty Loved in Germany is an undead, combative morning star. Its release command is "Hellooooo, Nurse!" whereupon it votes you off the island.

At the command "We're On the Air!" Mordant Obligation the Sane, a jolly eku, locks itself in its room and plays Linkin Park really loud.

At the command "Run!" Juicy Turkey, a jolly sphairai which emanates the odor of mothballs, drones "If you'd like to make an attack, please insert 50 yen".

At the command "Yo!" Mouse Twaddler, a colorful, hungry set of brass knuckles covered in bling, insults your mother-in-law and passes out.

At the command "Dive!" Typhoon from Syracuse, an uncool, glassy sphairai held together with duct tape, steals your wallet.

Barking Arugula is a witty, prickly francisca that smells suspiciously like a dead possum. Its release command is "I'd Buy That for a Dollar!" whereupon it swipes your car keys and drives to the mall.


Now to tart working on converting it to a blog meme...

Comments

[tokyoghoststory.livejournal.com]

At the command "Yo!" Mouse Twaddler, a colorful, hungry set of brass knuckles covered in bling, insults your mother-in-law and passes out.

I'D PAY FOR THAT

[mothoc.livejournal.com]

Now to tart working on converting it to a blog meme...

This makes me want to laugh, for some reason.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I think after "Barking Arugula," anything seems funny. :)

[kintail.livejournal.com]

That is the very special kind of crack, yes.

(Also I first glanced at "Used Babboon Disposal Squad" while on the way to the kitchen, which made me wonder "but do they recycle them?")

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Would you purchase a recycled baboon?

[kintail.livejournal.com]

If I had need of a baboon, sure! I get most of my stuff from the thrift shop already. ~_^

I'd especially hate to think of all those baboons going to the landfill. O.o;

[chomiji]

It's getting really good at the names! (Makes me think of the earlier cracktheory that the regular zanpakuto generator was learning from its users ...).

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Emo Lollipop of Gertrude is a curved myrmex. Its release command is "The End is Nigh!" whereupon it causes inspirational music to fill the air.

Funky Filing Cabinet from Philadelphia is a jealous, pink set of bolas. Its release command is "Hibernate!" whereupon it drones "If you'd like to make an attack, please insert 50 yen.

At the command "Stomp!" Mollusc a Go Go, a tasteless, bewildered dirk that is transparent, runs up your phone bill.

Sparkly Lutefisk of Questionable Legality is a cooperative sword-breaker. Its release command is "Rock and roll!" whereupon it spews a cubic meter of flower petals over the wielder's principal opponent.

At the command "Pull chocks!" Diphthong Shredder, an adorable sword-breaker labeled with the wielder's name, violently noogies your opponent.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I swear the thing learns!

Lutefisk Not From Norway
Twice-Baked Cactus - o - matic
Cromulent Mushroom
Morbid Garden Party
Flaming Squid

OK, time to stop playing with this and drive to Houston. :)

OK, one more

[telophase.livejournal.com]

At the command "Holy Jumping Hannah!" Barking Mad ROFLcopter Disposal Squad, a frail manriki, steals your wallet.

[viridian5.livejournal.com]

I seem to have gotten the musical ones:

At the command "You're on Candid Camera!" Mosquito, an undead, frail gladius, sings the complete vocal score from "Cats".

Boom is a hungry nodachi. Its release command is "Grab!" whereupon it breaks into a chorus of 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt.

Sad Table Knife Twaddler is a prickly war fan with misspelled mystic symbols etched onto it. Its release command is "Spin!" whereupon it plays the entire Looney Tunes theme, at the end of which your opponent receives a cream pie in the face.


I know several characters who would love to have Sad Table Knife Twaddler.

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

Miraculous Blancmange is an itchy kusari-fundo labeled with someone else's name. Its release command is "Come On Down!" whereupon it invades Iraq.

. . . all on its own?


Cromulent Bacteria is an average kodachi. Its release command is "Splatter!" whereupon it blows an exceptionally juicy raspberry.

. . . I cannot describe how well all these elements come together.



And i'll get you the Silly Files.

[rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com]

At the command "I am Spartacus!" Inconvenient Suitcase, a tricky gauntlet, gives the wielder a makeover.

SEE I TOLD YOU I WAS SPARTACUS I EVEN LOOK LIKE HIM

(Bwa!)

At the command "It's OK! I'm a Doctor!" Rat Shredder, a cheap, vivacious claymore, transforms your opponent's clothing into a hospital gown.

...oookay then. This one belongs in hentai.

At the command "All Your Base Are Belong To Us!" Plushie, a miniscule, ugly glaive, plays the opening theme from "Monty Python's Flying Circus".

If it has the giant-foot-on-your-opponent, I'll take it.

Whimsical Hero Mangler is an uncool shuriken which is a hand-me-down from an older sibling. Its release command is "Wash! All over!" whereupon it showers your opponent with loaded mousetraps.

This one hangs together, somehow. You can just picture the poor Squad Four member who got stuck with the damn thing, shaking it and swearing and wishing everybody wouldn't keep dodging the mousetraps.