Fun with the generator while trying to figure out what to have for dinner...

[telophase]

This zanpakuto, named Wild Earth, transforms into a gleaming, tiny sickle at the command "Scorch, Wild Earth!"

I picture a sickle about 3" long. Pity the poor Fourth Squad member with that!

Pain Healer is always activated, and resembles a light, old-fashioned kodachi which has a deceptively small blade.

The name of that one worked well. :D

This zanpakuto, named Silent Sword, transforms into an awkward bullwhip with an elegantly carved handle at the command "Come out, Silent Sword!"

What a mis-named one that is.

When Blossom is activated with the command "Expand, Blossom!" it transforms into a tiny, ordinary gauntlet which covers the hand like a glove.

Gosh, another useful one.

Unseal this zanpakuto with the command "Manifest, Stern Spider, Savage Spider!" It resembles [a kido-based shikai to be created later].

Oh, the possibilities for that one.

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[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

Falling Moon resembles a white, segmented morning star after it is unsealed. It uses the command "Growl, Falling Moon!"

. . . awesome.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

I'm actually looking forward to doing a silly zanpakuto generator after I get this one hammered out. "Wheeze, Flailing Spatula!"

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! Amusing.

I tried a Funny Magic Item generator but didn't have the mojo to do it. Then again this has been one crazy year.

Hmmm. Maybe we can combine notes or something . . .

[telophase.livejournal.com]

oyceter's already listed a few items in one of my previous posts that I'm going to swipe... ah, here (http://telophase.livejournal.com/899650.html?thread=8349762#t8349762). I think "of DOOOOOOM!" will be in there. :)

And always remember: the word "spatula" is never not funny. Same as "chicken".

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Once I finish one of my current ones I may move on to funny magic weapons . . .

Though really I should work on my also unfinished generic magic weapon generator. Between Bleach, D. Gray Man, general fantasy, it'd be useful. SO many unfinished generators.

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

Oh and just imagine the potential for humor.

"This Zanpakuto is constantly active, except when you forget to wind it."

"This Zanpakuto turns into a giant plushie."

[telophase.livejournal.com]

*splutter*

That made me giggle uncontrollably. I'm going to have to remember those. XDDD


"When you utter the command to release the shikai, the spiky bit on the end falls off and rolls under the couch."

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

LOL!

"When you utter the command to release the shikai, it will fall into little pieces and the cat will play with them."

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, let's see. "When you utter the release command, both ends fly off and embed themselves in opposite walls."

"This zanpakuto resembles a dull table knife. When you utter the release command, it rusts."

[dragonscholar.livejournal.com]

"This zanpaktuo resembles a bowl of pudding. That's because it is one."

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[tprjones.livejournal.com]

Unseal this zanpakuto with the command "Whirl, Blossom Peach Blossoms!" It resembles an adorable, serrated cestus.

"Awww! It's so adwowbable! So cute and cuddl-AGH! OW! NO! STOP THAT! *gurgle*"

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Well, if you're stuck with battle-gloves, ya gotta have some way of getting in under someone's defenses. :D

[matildarose.livejournal.com]

Suggestions for the silly zanpakuto generator: spork, dork, spoon, lol, emo, sputnik, tator.... I'll think of some others.

'The Sporky Lolinator resembles a backwards Y and is special like a short bus. When you utter the command, "Dance, dance you fool!", it breaks into the chorus of 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt.'

[chomiji]

I concur with spoon. This has a long history as a silly weapon, including a D&D parody that was popular at UVa in my day, called "Sorcerors and Spoons," featuring the awesome two-handed battlespoon.

Ah, now, lessee ... inherently silly items:

flyswatter, backscratcher, dust mop, feather duster, rolling pin, frying pan, pillow or cushion, screwdriver, stiletto heel, nail clippers.

Things that actually existed as weapons but are still silly:

hairpin, fan (in honor of Sanzo, of course), boomerang, slingshot, yo-yo.

[thomasyan.livejournal.com]

This reminds me that I once started a thread about Morganti weapons, such as the Morganti toothpick or the Morganti bedspread.

Now I'm thinking something with earplugs would be awesome.