If you've ever been to a con art show, you know the one I'm talking about.
It's a picture of a chainmail-bikini clad warrior woman, with thigh-high leather boots and a Brazilian bikini wax. With red hair. And green eyes. Probably a diadem with a flashing gem around her head. She's sitting on a unicorn. It's got wings. There is also, in the picture, playing in the grass at the hooves of the unicorn, a kitten. It's a tiger kitten. With wings.
Thee is also, somewhere in the background, a dragon. Naturally, with wings. Riding it is a buff male elf. There might be wings underneath his cloak. He is a mage. You can tell because he's got silver hair and purple eyes. He's also gesturing grandly with both arms. There's a staff of power in one hand, entwined with ivy and topped with a glowing orb. His other hand is holding a glowing ball of energy, or a fireball.
The middle ground of the picture has a crystal-blue lake, with mermaids frolicking in it. I would not put it past them to have wings. Behind the lake is a mountain range, with the fires of sunset touching the peaks. There may be a dragon or two back there in the air, breathing fire.
As you travel up the painting, the sky becomes a starfield, with a nebula that spills across the sky. There is also a spaceship. Parhaps two, engaged in a spaceship battle, with energy beams and one of the ships exploding in a ball of fire, sending meteors streaking across the sky.
There is also a robot. Female. Firing a gun larger than she is, with her metal shell molded to show every bump and curve of the female anatomy and to make it look like she's wearing a bikini and, inexplicably, makeup. She has mechanical wings.
And in the upper half of the background, hovering over all, smiling down upon the world with benevolent grace and blessing, the floating heads of the Voyager cast.
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It changes every time I explain what it is, but there's always a few constants. XD
The Ultimate Science Fiction Convention Art Show Painting
It's a picture of a chainmail-bikini clad warrior woman, with thigh-high leather boots and a Brazilian bikini wax. With red hair. And green eyes. Probably a diadem with a flashing gem around her head. She's sitting on a unicorn. It's got wings. There is also, in the picture, playing in the grass at the hooves of the unicorn, a kitten. It's a tiger kitten. With wings.
Thee is also, somewhere in the background, a dragon. Naturally, with wings. Riding it is a buff male elf. There might be wings underneath his cloak. He is a mage. You can tell because he's got silver hair and purple eyes. He's also gesturing grandly with both arms. There's a staff of power in one hand, entwined with ivy and topped with a glowing orb. His other hand is holding a glowing ball of energy, or a fireball.
The middle ground of the picture has a crystal-blue lake, with mermaids frolicking in it. I would not put it past them to have wings. Behind the lake is a mountain range, with the fires of sunset touching the peaks. There may be a dragon or two back there in the air, breathing fire.
As you travel up the painting, the sky becomes a starfield, with a nebula that spills across the sky. There is also a spaceship. Parhaps two, engaged in a spaceship battle, with energy beams and one of the ships exploding in a ball of fire, sending meteors streaking across the sky.
There is also a robot. Female. Firing a gun larger than she is, with her metal shell molded to show every bump and curve of the female anatomy and to make it look like she's wearing a bikini and, inexplicably, makeup. She has mechanical wings.
And in the upper half of the background, hovering over all, smiling down upon the world with benevolent grace and blessing, the floating heads of the Voyager cast.
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It changes every time I explain what it is, but there's always a few constants. XD