One soft-sided briefcase, bearing the First Southwest Company logo, containing:
One small spray bottle of lens cleaner A piece of paper with information related to a work-related website Care instructions for a lens cloth Three unpaid bills badnoodles postal address 1 Zantac 150 pill 3 Dayquil doses One third of a roll of Rolaids A coaster (swag from a business conference) Four pens - two normal, two funky glitter pens (gotten at the same wedding as telophase) Two Sharpie paint pens - one silver and one gold One plastic wristband, indicating admission to the Cayman Turtle Farm One metallic Simpsons pog, acquired at Playa del Mar, Mexico One handmade leather glasses case One pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses (left over from when my LASIK actually gave me 20/20) The Complete Champion, published by Wizards of the Coast (finished on the train this morning) The Complete Scoundrel, published by Wizards of the Coast (started after lunch) Day Planner Bottle of Excedrin Extra Strength 2007 DART Train Schedule One package of Raisin, Date and Walnut Instant Oatmeal One stapleless stapler* Four issues of Games magazine One pocket calculator, nonfunctional One pocket ruler (6 inches), bearing the Steve Jackson Games logo and Illuminati quips (e.g., "He who controls the ruler makes the rules.") First Things First by Stephen Covey A printout of how to make a PDF out of a PowerPoint document without suffering from file bloat. Copy of fax to the local pay parking lot, discussing a nonpayment ** Letter, bracelet, and window sticker from the Banzai Institute West *** Blank CD bearing the First Southwest logo. Photos of my family, my girlfriend, my late grandmother, and my neice. A packet of information on Dallas Symphony Orchestra tickets.
In other words, the possessions of a total packrat.
* This thing punches a hole and crimps the top sheets through it, fastening the paper together. It's effective for about five sheets. ** The payment went into the wrong slot. *** Fan website. Look it up.
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One small spray bottle of lens cleaner
A piece of paper with information related to a work-related website
Care instructions for a lens cloth
Three unpaid bills
1 Zantac 150 pill
3 Dayquil doses
One third of a roll of Rolaids
A coaster (swag from a business conference)
Four pens - two normal, two funky glitter pens (gotten at the same wedding as
Two Sharpie paint pens - one silver and one gold
One plastic wristband, indicating admission to the Cayman Turtle Farm
One metallic Simpsons pog, acquired at Playa del Mar, Mexico
One handmade leather glasses case
One pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses (left over from when my LASIK actually gave me 20/20)
The Complete Champion, published by Wizards of the Coast (finished on the train this morning)
The Complete Scoundrel, published by Wizards of the Coast (started after lunch)
Day Planner
Bottle of Excedrin Extra Strength
2007 DART Train Schedule
One package of Raisin, Date and Walnut Instant Oatmeal
One stapleless stapler*
Four issues of Games magazine
One pocket calculator, nonfunctional
One pocket ruler (6 inches), bearing the Steve Jackson Games logo and Illuminati quips (e.g., "He who controls the ruler makes the rules.")
First Things First by Stephen Covey
A printout of how to make a PDF out of a PowerPoint document without suffering from file bloat.
Copy of fax to the local pay parking lot, discussing a nonpayment **
Letter, bracelet, and window sticker from the Banzai Institute West ***
Blank CD bearing the First Southwest logo.
Photos of my family, my girlfriend, my late grandmother, and my neice.
A packet of information on Dallas Symphony Orchestra tickets.
In other words, the possessions of a total packrat.
* This thing punches a hole and crimps the top sheets through it, fastening the paper together. It's effective for about five sheets.
** The payment went into the wrong slot.
*** Fan website. Look it up.