telophase | Posted using TxtLJ

I bought a plague rat at Ikea. What should I name it?

Dangerous Beans!

Boccaccio!

You could just call him Plague, as in "this is my rat, Plague." Or Bubo. Or Yersinia.

Daisy. For "ring-a-ling of daisies, pocketful of posies"

Sanzo!!

Or perhaps Mortally Offended Voice Actor Greg Ayres, MOVAGA for short.

Why is this not a poll, though?

Reepicheep?

MOSVAGA. Mortally Offended Saiyuki Voice Actor Greg Ayres.

DÉTH, from the HØRSMIN line, isn't it?

Buboe

Uh, WHAT?

How about Boyd? Short for Bring Out Your Dead.

...AHAHAHA. From now one I will forever think of my last name as an acronym for Bring Out Your Dead. That's awesome.

I will forever think of your last name that was, too.

Spouse has one of those. I believe it's name is Scab. Could be Rizzo, though.

If kitty is kitty, wouldn't rat just be rat? But I am going to second MOSVAGA.

THIRD IT.

even if it sounds like a medical term for my CHOO CHOO.

Does Ikea carry those, too? Wow! Do they have just, like, infected fleas?! I need some for reasons!

(And, "Mortimer.")