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Amusing news article of the day. The reason for the slightly-mangled English, I suspect, is that it's from the Mainichi Daily News, and has been translated from the original Japanese by a non-native speaker of English, but it's still funny.

The core of the technology is a so-called optical topography system that irradiates near-infrared rays that are not harmful to human bodies in a person's head,...