telophase: (Mello - crazy face // avataresque)
telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2006-12-12 11:23 am
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What I don't miss about graduate school...

Grading papers as a text adventure.
>look under lampshade
Which lampshade, the fake-satin lampshade of irrelevant biographical detail or the frilly velvet lampshade of waffle?

>look under frilly lampshade
You find a thesis statement clinging to the underside of the lampshade. It is very small and appears to be ashamed of itself.

Swiped from someone on the friendlist, but I forgot who because right after finding this a group of poeple trooped into the office I share and had a meeting, so I had to look busy and OMG DO ACTUAL WORK.

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