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If you're not nice to me, I will learn to knit just to knit you this.

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*STARE*

Oh god, the sleeves! I'm being sucked into her sleeeeves! Help meeeeeee!

knitting is an awesome thing to know

and that is frightening

I would never do anything bad enough to deserve that.

i want it ;;

Is there a livejournal feed for that blog? I went to

youknitwhat, but it was closed since 04. Be there a new one? *Hopeful :D*

Try putting http://youknitwhattwo.blogspot.com/atom.xml into the text box on the syndication (http://www.livejournal.com/syn/) page and see if that does anything.

I watch that over on BLoglines.

Now, that's just an unkind threat. No one deserves that. *shudders*

And then I'd be forced to creep up behind you wearing one of these (http://www.planetdan.net/blog/2004/08/ths-stuff-nightmares-are-made-of.htm).

My first thought on seeing those was to wonder why on earth people were knitting Mexican wrestler masks for their kids. The original Spandex masks have a sort of awesome kitchsy grandeur, but this sort of thing is just frightening.

The one with the fake hair is especially disturbing. How funny-looking would your child have to be before they would wear it?

YOu could give me a pretty convincing argument that making your child wear that would constitute a form of child abuse.

I bet you could use those sleeves as weapons.

Somehow.

Or maybe just *hide* your weapons in them?

Her sleeves have elephantitis. :(

Okay, I am *seriously* motivated to be nice to you.

*serves

telophase coffee*

*reconsiders, adds mug of hot chocolate, glass of eggnog, and goblet of port to side table in hopes that at least one of these is a Preferred Beverage*

*offers varied selection of manga, pops assorted anime into 5-disc changer*

Footrub, m'lady? Hot bath?

It BURNS us.

That makes the Japanese knit hat look au courant.

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