Amusement...

[telophase]

Since my LJ name is currently "mello hates you," LJ notifications start off pretty amusing, with the confrontation in every salutation:

Dear mello hates you,
The user "fourthage" has requested to join the "bish_a_day" community. If
you wish to add this user to your community, please click this link:

And don't forget to pimp bish_a_day on your blog but only if you really want to! You don't want Half-Demon Baby Gojyo to cry, now, do you?