Lemminglike, I meme

[telophase]

Via yhlee

If my LJ were its own fandom...

a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?

Comments

[vom-marlowe.livejournal.com]

a. Who would people ship me with? Copic. Deleter. IC. Copic/Deleter/IC/teleophase OT4?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis? Dude, I dunno. They fear your BNF.
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like? Mello's fabulous ass!
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark? I'm not sure shark-jumping is much of a sport in your fandom. I think it would be more like Sanzo-bullet-dodging, with ring side seats and BBQ sold to spectators.
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom. Fearless librarian defeats lions, fields tech support calls, and inks three panels in a single bound to win Mello, chocolate, and BPAL subscription.
f. What would a typical badfic involve? Lumpy mello ass.
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom? Sanzo. Everyone else pretty much just fears his wrath. He is fast with the banning, the mocking, the fic, and the bullets. Sanzo is the reason your fandom has zero sockpuppets.
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank? Mello's fabulous ass vs. Sanzo's fabulous ass.