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An important message you can't afford to miss!
Velociraptor season is here. Are you prepared? The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention has the info you need to know.
* Velociraptor attack is the 3rd leading cause of death for men age 27-29.
* Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.
* Velociraptors do not know fear.
* Velociraptor attack is the 3rd leading cause of death for men age 27-29.
* Velociraptors can open doors, but are slowed by them. They can open an initial door in approximately 5 minutes, and will take half that time for each subsequent door.
* Velociraptors do not know fear.