Oh, you cat.
My dear, sweet, little cat who doesn't like meat or milk or cheese? Likes chocolate-chip cookies.
No, I didn't let her eat any chocolate; I know it's poisonous for cats. Why does she only like the things that make her sick? Pork and chocolate-chip cookies.
No, I didn't let her eat any chocolate; I know it's poisonous for cats. Why does she only like the things that make her sick? Pork and chocolate-chip cookies.

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She doesn't like ice cream, either. I got her as an adult and I guess she wasn't given dairy products at all after she was weaned, so she never retained the taste for them. The cat I had growing up would go crazy for ice cream, butter, and cheese.
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She's always terribly interested when I'm in the kitchen and demands to smell whatever it is I'm making, but she never eats any of it.
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I'm so surprised they don't make little bottles of tuna water for sale. Somebody just isn't being ruthless and shameless enough over in marketing!
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Weirdo cat. XD
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The Black Lab we had growing up would eat just about anything, and one day Mom got two chocolate-chip cookies form the kitchen, put them on a paper towel by her bed, and went back into the kitchen to get the drink she'd forgotten. When she got back she found no cookies, a suscpiciously damp spot on the paper towel, and a dog trying to look innocent and completely failing. XD (From what I understand dog her size would have to eat a good chunk of a big bar of dark chocolate to be in any serious danger.)
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Never made him sick, but never let him have them again. >_>
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She also likes earwax. It's ... interesting to be woken up by a cat snuffling in your ear.
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Except Long John Silvers. He could eat that all day and never get sick.
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Like the week after I got her I had a sandwich and left the crusts on my plate so I could get a drink before I put them in the compost. I get back and here is this kitten sitting on the plate eating the crusts.
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When I was little, I used to run from room to room while I had my dinner, stopping occasionally to take bites. I got cured of that habit once we got these two cats that would eat ANYTHING provided it was on a plate on the dining room table. I'd come back to find my dinner half-gone, the cat looking nonchalantly at me with his hind legs on the chair and his front paws on the table.
My current cat has ADD. She'll eat a lot of things, but you have to hold it right in front of her face and keep waving it or she gets distracted and walks away mid-bite. And she LOVES to lick lettuce heads.
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I used to have one that loved raw potato too.
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In addition, people kept telling me that if I didn't want the cat to go near something I should put lemon juice on it, because cats are supposed to have some kind of species-wide aversion to lemon. So I waved a slice of lemon under the cat's nose as a test, expecting him to make his 'EW' face and go away. Instead, he looked absolutely delighted, leaned forward and CHOMP. He will eat lemon whenever he can get it. Species-wide aversion, my left foot.