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[telophase]

xmas party at telophase's house!!

puppleball puppleball drank 13 red wines, 10 mescals, 12 aligator bites, 9 cosmopolitans and 11 coffee liqueurs. During a lively discussion on masterbation puppleball revealed that shop1442 was caught masterbating in puppleball's sisters bedroom back in 1995. After last nights alcoholfest puppleball has enrolled themselves in an "English 101" course in an attempt to resurrect their both their brain cells and their grasp on the English language! boniblithe boniblithe drank 7 aftershocks, 11 whiskeys, 10 goldschlagers, 11 ciders and 9 white russians. boniblithe and cassini_saturn took a shower together where they proceeded to hump like rabbits of the night doradoradora doradoradora drank 5 cosmopolitans, 5 absinthes, 7 poteens, 14 ciders, 6 sambuccas and 11 hot toddys. telophase telophase drank 13 everclears, 4 pernods, 5 ciders, 11 whiskeys and 12 vodkas. shop1442 shop1442 drank 15 sambuccas, 5 vodkas, 10 gins and 12 aftershocks. jarodrussell jarodrussell drank 14 cosmopolitans, 11 mint juleps, 5 pulques, 4 ciders and 5 red wines. cassini_saturn cassini_saturn drank 5 lagers, 9 brandys, 14 aligator bites and 8 pernods. herophelia herophelia drank 8 vermouths, 8 sambuccas, 9 irish creams and 3 white russians. indigohaven indigohaven drank 7 red wines and 12 vermouths. By morning telophase's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled telophase's kitty!

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