Brain Hurty Ingredients: 3 apples 2 bags of marshmallows 1 large can of yams Assorted spices and seasoning The blood of the pure and innocent 1 human brain
1. Acquire brain. 2. Pour out whatever seasonings or spices you want into a large pan. Mix well. 3. Roll brain around in seasonings. Dump into a different pan. 4. Cover brain in marshmallows and yams. 5. Preheat oven to 380 degrees F. 6. Stick mess into oven, cook for 6 hours, 1 minute, and 6 seconds. 7. Sprinkle mess with the blood of the pure and innocent. Pour the rest into a festive bowl and dump mess in there. 8. Cut up apples. Roll them around in seasonings. 9. Stick seasoned apple bits into, onto, or around brain. 10. Add your own decorative flair to finished product. 11. Serve. 12. Kill anyone who eats any of it. Use their brains to make more.
I gotta take regular drugs first and make sure it's not a bad regular headache - regular headache caused by blood vessels constricting = OTC drugs vasodilators. My migraine pain caused by blood vessels dilating = Relpax vasoconstrictor.
You can see that I don't really want to take vasoconstrictors unnecessarily - one of the possible side effects is heart attack. :D
*takes advil* *sits and waits* *amuses herself by downloading from radiofreebanri* (Man, I'm several chapters behind here....I wish Minekura'd name them consistently so they'd sort easily on the computer...)
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Ingredients:
3 apples
2 bags of marshmallows
1 large can of yams
Assorted spices and seasoning
The blood of the pure and innocent
1 human brain
1. Acquire brain.
2. Pour out whatever seasonings or spices you want into a large pan. Mix well.
3. Roll brain around in seasonings. Dump into a different pan.
4. Cover brain in marshmallows and yams.
5. Preheat oven to 380 degrees F.
6. Stick mess into oven, cook for 6 hours, 1 minute, and 6 seconds.
7. Sprinkle mess with the blood of the pure and innocent. Pour the rest into a festive bowl and dump mess in there.
8. Cut up apples. Roll them around in seasonings.
9. Stick seasoned apple bits into, onto, or around brain.
10. Add your own decorative flair to finished product.
11. Serve.
12. Kill anyone who eats any of it. Use their brains to make more.
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Oyce and I will eat some dumplings in your honor.
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You can see that I don't really want to take vasoconstrictors unnecessarily - one of the possible side effects is heart attack. :D
*takes advil*
*sits and waits*
*amuses herself by downloading from radiofreebanri* (Man, I'm several chapters behind here....I wish Minekura'd name them consistently so they'd sort easily on the computer...)