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Lemming time!
| April Fool | |
| buys you a Russian Bride. | |
| enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. | |
| paints your cat orange. | |
| legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. | |
| shaves your car. | |
| sells your kidneys on Ebay. | |
| has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. | |
| glues your head to your bedroom ceiling. | |
| eggs your elderly relatives. | |
| TPs your dog. | |

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