The periodic "Hi! Who are you?" post...

[telophase]

I've had enough of an influx of new people friending me that I figured I'd pop up another post saying hello to all of you and asking A/S/L who you are and why you're here other than my sparkling wit and adorable cat, of course.

No need to answer if you prefer to remain aloof and enigmatic. :D Old hands feel free to weigh in if you want.

Comments

[telophase.livejournal.com]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PETITE STRING BEAN NOT TALL ENOUGH TO REACH TO AN ELEPHANT'S KNEE?!?!?!?!!!

[(Anonymous)]

I NEVER SAID THAT! I ONLY SAID THAT YOU ARE SO SHORT THAT NOT ONLY THE WILL OF GOD CAN EVER HELP YOU TO ATTAIN A GROWTH SPURT!!!

[octopedingenue]

YOU LOGGED ME OUT ON PURPOSE DIDN'T YOU