telophase: (Mello - knows you want him)
telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2005-12-01 12:27 am
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And why not?

Going around this corner of the Net right now:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want—good or bad—BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.
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[identity profile] mothoc.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
I remember that road trip to we took to Santa Fe for the hell of it over Christmas break a few years ago while you were still at the architecture department. Three flat tires, two dead snakes, and we got to watch INS clear out an 18 wheeler full of illegal imigrants. I also remember thinking the drive was more exciting than Santa Fe. Because of the tires, the snakes, and the illegals. The food wasn't bad, though. You still owe me about $30 in gas money, too. ;)
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[personal profile] ewein2412 2005-12-01 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
the lions and the puff adder!!!!

[identity profile] literaticat.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 10:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, GOD, remember that time that we totally snuck on to the navy base and met those guys, and we lied about our ages and they "believed" us, and then we all got drunk and played strip poker? And then you were all, "woohoo, I'm an airplane!" and you jumped out the window, but it was OK, because it was only a first story window, but you broke the cucumber frame when you fell? And then the captain guy was all "zomg, what are you crazy girls doing here?" And you were all "errr... pushups, Sir?" And then he was all "GODDAMNED RIGHT, PRIVATE!" And then we ended up totally shipped off to Newfoundland?

Good times.

[identity profile] dragonscholar.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I'd say when we were running that site at WankCon 2004? When we were selling those neon T-shirts, and those girls came up to us and asked if we were with the band? And we were,only we lied about it because we were embarassed about the glam rock look? But they didn't care?

That was great.

[identity profile] matildarose.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so, one time at band camp...

(Anonymous) 2005-12-01 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Remember that one time when we went back in time so you could try to teach that hack DaVinci how to paint? I remember how funny it was that he couldn't paint a pciture that looked anything like you no matter how long he tried, but he did get your smile right at least.

Good times.

[identity profile] longshot14.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I'd always wondered about that chibi Jesus in his painting of Mary & John the Baptist.

[identity profile] tprjones.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ooo, I want a chibi jesus user pic!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
How about a chocolate deity (http://www.chocolatedeities.com/deities.php) instead? :D

[identity profile] tprjones.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
"Hey, you got your Jesus in my peanut butter!"

[identity profile] longshot14.livejournal.com 2005-12-03 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there's:
Image

Or this:
Image

Or you can check out a whole bunch of others at:
http://www.tomorrowlands.org/art/chibijesus/

It's even titled "The Chibi Jesus Page" - I had ZERO idea that such a page existed when I commented earlier, though really I should've known ;)

[identity profile] ebony14.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Who could forget the Great Roach Invasion of 2002? We were ankle deep in cockroaches, with no choice but to stomp like our lives depended on it. Who knew that that cologne my aunt had given me had roach pheromones as a secret ingredient? The class action suit papers came in the mail last week; should I tell the lawyers to send you a copy?

[identity profile] elfiepike.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
i, for one, will never forget the first time i met you, regardless of how i wish i could block it from my memory. i'm still sorry for spilling five gallons of pigs blood on you, i really didn't mean to. did it ever wash out of your pants?

[identity profile] tekenduis.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So there we were, skiing the alps when the storm came up and we got trapped by an avalanche. It was really a good thing that you'd thought to bring along the canteen and hot chocolate mix, even if the rescue dog that found us later did have rum instead.

[identity profile] mundeemo.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The time you decided to give Scientology a try and kept talking and talking about how Dianetics changed your life. Thank goodness your mom had the sense to kidnap you from their sekrit headquarters in South Dakota and got you deprogrammed.

[identity profile] rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com 2005-12-01 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I still haven't gotten over the time your goddamn frog the size of Texas ate my cat.

Fortunately, making the frog go back to whatever dimension it is you get them from caused the cat to reappear, but he hasn't been the same since-- keeps muttering something about black fire and marmalade and possible lawyers.

[identity profile] tygerr.livejournal.com 2005-12-02 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I wouldn't have dared publish anything so personal--I mean, it's your Dark Secret at stake--but you DID ask. And really, until I ran into you at that hentai con in Bogota I had NO IDEA of your other life as a Columbian drug lord.
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Heck, I didn't even know ibuprofen bushes GREW in Columbia!
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