telophase: (cat - bitch please)
telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2005-11-28 12:04 am
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An open letter to my cat...

Dear cat:

Cute though you may think you are, when I am doing the dishes, your presence inside the dishwasher is neither useful nor wanted.

Love,
The one with opposable thumbs

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