Mello and Near were out for a spiky Valentine's walk in the river. As they went, Near rested his hand on Mello's nape. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so fluffy, Mello was filled with chartreuse dread.
"Do you suppose it's indignant here?" he asked irritatingly.
"You awful silly," Near said, tickling Mello with his Elder God. "It's completely lazy."
Just then, a forlorn tree kangaroo leapt out from behind a ottoman and winced Near in the kneecap. "Aaargh!" Near screamed.
Things looked wanton. But Mello, although he was lovely, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a menu and, like the gayest gay that ever gayed, beat the tree kangaroo masterfully until it ran off. "That will teach you to wince innocent people."
Then he clasped Near close. Near was bleeding winsomely. "My darling," Mello said, and pressed his lips to Near's knuckle.
"I love you," Near said snarkily, and expired in Mello's arms.
I'm kinda partial to Near said, tickling Mello with his Elder God. myself.
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torii.tk (from livejournal.com)2005-11-28 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Mine was just wierd.
I Saw Anna Kissing Santa Claus
Jack woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one gigantic box that looked like a kiss.
Then Jack noticed that Anna was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Jack thought that he would surprise Anna. Maybe even sneak up behind her and grates her on her clumsy head. That always made Anna bad.
Jack crept tightly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its beautiful lights, and the presents, heaped up boastfully, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Anna. Kissing someone.
Jack was so angry, he picked up a burst from a table and threw it accidentally on a cloud.
They both looked around.
"Anna, you frail pikachu!" Jack yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Jack looked and then rubbed his arm and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Anna said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a dizzy kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Jack said promptly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be crazy."
That seemed reasonable. Jack went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, Midnight shakes the memory As a madman shakes a dead geranium. He made Jack's bum feel all black.
"You see?" Anna said courageously and Jack saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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torii.tk (from livejournal.com)2005-11-28 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm, i crashed iGod
It didn't really like me asking it's views on the Bible being mankinds greatest work of fiction.
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http://ibrakeforsteakbakes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=56
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Mello and Near were out for a spiky Valentine's walk in the river. As they went, Near rested his hand on Mello's nape. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so fluffy, Mello was filled with chartreuse dread.
"Do you suppose it's indignant here?" he asked irritatingly.
"You awful silly," Near said, tickling Mello with his Elder God. "It's completely lazy."
Just then, a forlorn tree kangaroo leapt out from behind a ottoman and winced Near in the kneecap. "Aaargh!" Near screamed.
Things looked wanton. But Mello, although he was lovely, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a menu and, like the gayest gay that ever gayed, beat the tree kangaroo masterfully until it ran off. "That will teach you to wince innocent people."
Then he clasped Near close. Near was bleeding winsomely. "My darling," Mello said, and pressed his lips to Near's knuckle.
"I love you," Near said snarkily, and expired in Mello's arms.
Mello never loved again.
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Mello never loved again.
This? Is so much love. *dies*
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I'm kinda partial to Near said, tickling Mello with his Elder God. myself.
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I Saw Anna Kissing Santa Claus
Jack woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one gigantic box that looked like a kiss.
Then Jack noticed that Anna was out of bed too. She must not have been able to wait for her presents either.
Jack thought that he would surprise Anna. Maybe even sneak up behind her and grates her on her clumsy head. That always made Anna bad.
Jack crept tightly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its beautiful lights, and the presents, heaped up boastfully, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Anna. Kissing someone.
Jack was so angry, he picked up a burst from a table and threw it accidentally on a cloud.
They both looked around.
"Anna, you frail pikachu!" Jack yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Jack looked and then rubbed his arm and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Anna said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course she had to give me a kiss. And what a dizzy kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Jack said promptly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be crazy."
That seemed reasonable. Jack went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, Midnight shakes the memory As a madman shakes a dead geranium. He made Jack's bum feel all black.
"You see?" Anna said courageously and Jack saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.
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It didn't really like me asking it's views on the Bible being mankinds greatest work of fiction.
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whipcream, handcuffs, and oatmealsome interesting stuff XD jkNo idea...I'll think of something lol
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Awww.
Are science videos with audio ok? If so, check out http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=CH6-2UizHfI&search=science -- now *I* want to play with oobleck!
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But I've heard so much about oobleck, I'll watch this one at home. :D