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I am continually getting spam from fly-by-night "SEO experts" and "website optimizers" whose signature names rarely match the name in the email address. If you don't have any registered websites, you might not get them: they claim to have reviewed my website, whichever website they're targeting, and compliment me on it, then say it could be ranking higher in search engines and offer a chance to talk with them about their services.

Today has been only one email (so far), from Gregg, whose totally legit business Gmail has a different name and "111" in it, and which reads thusly:

Dear Owner,

Just I spent some time on your website Magatsu.net (Yes, I do random site analyses for a living.)

After spending some time, what I observed there are a several things you could use immediately that would help you to boost your Google rankings, social media, organic traffic along with conversion rate.

Not sure what your ingenuities are in this area, but is this something that’s on your sensor?

This is the site that our friend Gregg is talking about:


YES GREGG. TELL ME WHAT I COULD DO TO IMPROVE THE GOOGLE RANKINGS ON THIS SITE. TELL ME HOW MUCH MONEY I COULD BE MAKING FROM THIS GIANT 404 PAGE. TELL ME HOW MUCH SOCIAL MEDIA THIS PAGE NEEDS.