Aha!

[telophase]

I have found ChatGPT’s niche: asking it for comedy sketches involving unlikely guest stars on The Muppet Show. Let’s see if this paste works via email posting:

Give me 3 comedy sketches from when Doomguy guest starred on The Muppet Show

Here are three comedy sketches that could happen if Doomguy guest starred on The Muppet Show:

1. "Doomguy vs. Statler and Waldorf": In this sketch, Statler and Waldorf would be heckling Doomguy from the balcony during his musical number. However, Doomguy doesn't take kindly to being interrupted and leaps into the audience to confront the old Muppets. Chaos ensues as Doomguy chases Statler and Waldorf around the theater, with Statler's wisecracks and Waldorf's cackling providing a humorous soundtrack.

2. "Doomguy and Animal's Drum-Off": Animal challenges Doomguy to a drum-off, but Doomguy isn't too familiar with Muppet-style music. The two begin playing, with Animal keeping a steady beat while Doomguy unleashes a barrage of double bass drums and screaming guitar riffs. As the competition heats up, Animal pulls out all the stops, leading Doomguy to grab his chainsaw guitar for an epic finale.

3. "The Swedish Chef vs. Doomguy": In this sketch, the Swedish Chef invites Doomguy to help him prepare a meal. However, things quickly go awry as Doomguy's idea of cooking involves blasting the ingredients with a plasma rifle. The Swedish Chef tries to keep up with Doomguy's unconventional methods, leading to a hilarious cooking montage with explosions and smoke everywhere. In the end, the dish turns out to be a bizarre but surprisingly tasty fusion of Swedish and demon cuisine.

Comments

[oracne]

LOL!

[telophase]

I would pay cash money to watch Doomguy on The Muppet Show.