WTF GOOGLE?!?!?!

[telophase]

Subject: New Page indexing issues detected for [url]
Page indexing issues detected in [url]
To the owner of h[url]:
Search Console has identified that your site is affected by 1 Page indexing issue(s). The following issues were found on your site.

Top Issues
• Excluded by ‘noindex’ tag

We recommend that you fix these issues when possible to enable the best experience and coverage in Google Search.

YES. THE PAGE IS SET TO noindex BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT IT INDEXED.

THERE IS A SIMPLE SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM AND IT IS NOT ON MY END.

Comments

[yhlee]

Oh, Google. :]

[trobadora]

*headdesk*

[dewline]

None of us are under any obligation to serve Alphabet Corp's interests, unless it suits us to do so for our own reasons.

Following W3C's guidelines is advisable, as an example, as doing so will help you and your chosen audience(s), ideally.

[selenite0]

This is the robotic equivalent of a vampire scratching at the window as he begs you to invite him in.

Next iteration will probably be a GPT3-customized explanation of why being indexed would be so much better for you.

[torachan]

LOL!