Ycon thoughts...

[telophase]

I brought the laptop down to the lobby to take advantage of the wireless to catc up on my email.. And it's balanced on my lap so my typing should be even worse than usual.

Ycon has been surprisingly normal-conlike so far, although there wasn't much happening today. The only difference is the lack of jailbait in skimpy costumes; the skimpy costumes (which aren't quite as prevalent as normal cons so far) are all being worn by girls of 18 or older.

All the guys who are going "EeeueEeuEuUueueuueewwwwwww!" Yaoi is GROSS!!!" every time Ycon is mentioned havne't thought through this. They don't realize how much booty the guys attending this con are getting. It's full of GIRLS who are READING and TALKING about PORN.

THINK ABOUT IT.

rachelmanija, oyceter, greenapple2004 and I sat in the bar for a while and talked about cracktastic manga series and theatre stories and stuff like that. I'd probably remember more of it at this minute, but I'm very sleepy.


rachelmanija, oyceter, and I ate at a WONDERFUL Chinese restaurant near the con hotel. Authentic enough that the menu was in Chinese and most of the restaurant guests were Chinese. And there was much food porn.

I probably have more thoughts, but not at the moment. I think I'm going to go back up to the room adn crash.

Comments

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

They don't realize how much booty the guys attending this con are getting.

Thats true BUT

It's full of GIRLS who are READING and TALKING about PORN.

Its not the kind of porn that would make any straight man's penis stand attention to. Though of course in order to get into said chick's pants, they can always play along just to put the moves on. *lol*

[usmangaka.livejournal.com]

Hmmn. *Starts buying yaoi in bulk so he can go to next year's Ycon under the guise as a dealer (so I can maintain my straitness "I'm just here cause it's my job ;D") but with secret intentions of molesting the fangirls.*

All your panties are belong to me!

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what yaoi is, but now I'm wondering. telophase, is there a short explanation that you can give that won't cause me to need to bleach my brain?

[octopedingenue]

It's guy-on-guy anime porn (or at least kissing or other action). :D

[(Anonymous)]

No, no, you're missing the relevant bit. The guys don't have to look at the porn. The porn is making the girls hot-to-trot; all the guys have to do is show up halfway presentable and the girls are all over them. This con is like one giant mass of hormones, with the added advantage that none of it is jailbait.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

You are aware, of course, that the more times you say "No, no, I mean it, I'm straight!" the more it makes you sound like you're trying to cover up? XD

The majority of the guy attendees here are straight, I'm pretty sure: they're just ehre for the booty.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Yeah. The definition of "yaoi" is being stretched to the limit here - if there are two guys who look like they might potentially kiss, it's being called yaoi.

And any person with XY chromosomes is being called a bishie. I have heard that word applied to jsut about every guy here and ... they ain't bishounen. Not by a long shot. They're normal geeky fanboys.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Dammit, that was me. I WAS SIGNED INTO LJ, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!

[thomasyan.livejournal.com]

Suuuure you were.

Actually, someone commented in my LJ, and complained that somehow it had anonymized her, too, although she *was* logged in.

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay. So this would be a good place for a bisexual to score girls, then? Heck, a pair of bisexual guys being reasonably smart on how to display themselves during the day could have an orgy in their room every night?

[(Anonymous)]

I went to make the comment, noticed that I wasn't logged in, and then loged in. The I went back to that comment and reloaded the page so that it showed I was logged in, and commented. Apparently that wasn't GOOD ENOUGH for LJ.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

And *that* time I just forgot to log in.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[yankeerose69.livejournal.com]

I understood what you meant after my coughing/groggy induced haze. Forgot to read between the lines what you meant to say with the bold words.

This con is like one giant mass of hormones, with the added advantage that none of it is jailbait.

I can imagine so *shudders* I don't want to see women as old as my mom horning for stuff like that.

[(Anonymous)]

:D I didn't see much older-women-horning stuff, but then again I also didn't go to the bishounen auction, since I went to dinner with Umbrella Studios/Minkland people (and P.L. Nunn ... I /think/ you're the person who squees about her art on my friendslist, but I can't remember).

And I deliberately didn't bother to log this time. :D

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

I'd independently worked out every bit of the logic chain except that last.

*whacks head in 'V-8' gesture*

Hmm...now I'll need to track down convention dates.

And I'll need to free up a spot in my schedule.

And I suppose I'll need to learn more about anime in general and yaoi in particular, so that I won't sound like an idiot.

Oh. Yes.

And I'll need to find me a cute bi-boy. *g*