Spam spam spam spam

[telophase]

New spam type I hadn't received yet!



Hi,

I am a widower and an USMC on a special redeployment in Asia. I am looking for a good looking and intelligent woman for a relationship. Or a man who can accept to take custody for me an amount being proceed of a raid we carried out on one of the terrorist strongholds here. If you are the one mail me back with your picture enclosed. All communication must be through an end to end encrypted means. So it is important that you must have whatsapp for easy communication. And I assure you too that your privacy will be protected too.

I got your email contact through an opt-in consumer directory.

I expect your response.

A Sgt. USA
Marine Corps.

Comments

[trobadora]

OMG!!!! I hadn't seen that one either.

[telophase]

I feel vaguely annoyed that as a good-looking, intelligent woman I am not allowed to hold the money his squad liberated from terrorists, and must instead settle for a relationship with him.

[tei]

Omg. Well, it’s a very attractive offer...