INTRODUCING.....

[telophase]

The newest random title generator, COZY MYSTERY NOVEL TITLE GENERATOR

Not as punny as the real ones can get because getting machines to make puns is difficult and far above my pay grade. (Ph.D.s have problems with that.)



They turned out FAR TOO REALISTIC! Which probably says a lot about cozy mysteries

The Good, the Bad, and the Little Black Dress (Aunt Rylie #5)
The Case of the Invisible Disco
Carnage in Paris
Morocco Stealth Squad (Milk Cases)
Mrs. Katz and the Unscrewed Gentleman
Lady Hardcastle and the Troublesome Bookmark
Mrs. Delaney and the Honey-Baked Spy
The Cat in the Henhouse (A Sister Josie Mystery)
Ruined Suitcases
The Gilded Disco Skeleton: an Angel Food Cake Mystery
Lady Smiley the Pet Psychic
The Cat in the Morgue (A Sister Sarah Mystery)
Lord Hunter the Fixer-Upper
The Case of the Naughty Innocent (Lady Cache #7)
An Inconsiderate Kiss
Death by Knitting (The Markham Sisters)
Death by Sleuth
Mr. Hawkins Goes to the Bog
The Good, the Bad, and the Neopolitan Ice Cream: a Caramel Mystery
Furry Biscotti
Chocolate Filled Killer
The West End Damage Squad (Hysteria Cases)
The Good, the Bad, and the Flan: a Chocolate Bunny Mystery
The Good, the Bad, and the Cornmeal: a Taco Mystery
The Cat and the Hot Librarian
The Wrong Sneak of Genevieve Thorsen (The Terrible Detective #9)
The Wife of Edith Wimsey
Murder in the Mortuary (A Sister Tess Sedona Mystery)
The Case of the Perfect Flashback
Sherlock Thorsen and the Roses from Hardwick Hall
The Good, the Bad, and the Burger and Fries (The Dahlia Detective)
Contract & Manslaughter (Gossips in the Laboratory Mystery #1-10)
Miss Holmes and the Second-Hand Murders
The Case of the Most Peculiar Roadkill (Lady Hardcastle #5)
Murder, Bones & Burial: a Crab Mystery
Lady Fergusson and the Feared Hat
Death in the Ice Cream Parlor (Aunt Laura Investigates)
The Haunting of the Fabulous Brunch
Mr. Stockton Goes to the Laboratory

Comments

[conuly]

The Case of the Invisible Disco

I would read the hell out of that.

The Case of the Perfect Flashback

Could've sworn that was an existing book already.

[telophase]

I've definitely seen real book titles pop up, and book titles that sound very real!

[jenett]

I really want to read The Gilded Disco Skeleton: an Angel Food Cake Mystery

And I feel like Mr. Hawkins Goes to the Bog is just not going to end well for anyone.

[green_knight]

You think he'll forget to flush?

[jenett]

I was more thinking the kind of bog that produces bog mummies with mistletoe in their stomachs, etc. etc.

[telophase]

Obviously, it's a punny title!

[loligo]

So many imaginary classics on here! But I think this one might belong to a different and much naughtier genre: Morocco Stealth Squad (Milk Cases)...

[green_knight]

I think you've cracked this one: there's quite a few titles in here that I'd pick up for real.

[telophase]

The Comforting Glue Gun (Lady Lexy Malloy #8)
Southern Fried Puzzle (The Marple Brothers #10)
A Handcrafted Gentleman (A Lady Anna Mystery)
Mrs. Wells and the Plain Baby
A Beastly Grave (P.I. Peyton Hannasyde Mystery)
Death in the Gift Shop (Aunt Mabel Investigates)
The Burrito Snoop


You'll also notice that I didn't separate the first names by gender. I figured it'd all work out, and for the most part it does.

[telophase]

I CAN'T STOP

Inconsiderate Bridezilla (Peabody Sisters #10)
Denali Hell Squad (Tea Party Cases)
Kisses to Kill For (Gooseberry Mysteries #10)
Second-Hand Wool
The Threadbare Detective (The Krause Family Sleuths)

[telophase]

Nope, no tweaking. Guess it's the vagaries of the "random" (inasmuch as the PHO random function is random) generator!

[chomiji]

It seems only appropriate that The Good, the Bad, and the Flan would be a Chocolate Bunny Mystery.

[elistaire]

Ha ha! Extra funny because I'm going through a phase right now where I'm deeply into some cozy mysteries.