Lemming time!

[telophase]

You are a LEOPARD! You are very quick to answer and
you enjoy helping people with their problems
and you are friendly and good-natured. Alot of
people are friends with you and you are greatly
loved by your family. After your work, you are
always very exhausted and you settle for a nap,
but when you're recharged, you're always ready
to get back to helping others! Keep up the good
work!


Which FELINE are you?
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Dude, leopards are pretty and majestic and all that, but they are the NARCISSISTIC PSYCHOS of the feline world. None of this "helping others" crap!

Comments

[snapesforte.livejournal.com]

This person really needs to go to the zoo, preferably during leopard feeding-time.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Yup. I was marking all these sort of bland answers on the quiz, expecting to get a housecat or the like. Or even a lion, which are the housecats of the big cat world. The leopard...? Not so much. :/

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

"you enjoy helping people with their problems"

in the sense that their problems = BEING ALIVE AND IN ONE PIECE UNEATEN

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Bingo!

[tprjones.livejournal.com]

Aren't all leopards basically the short-bus critters of the kitty kingdom? What with all that inbreading they did awhile back?

I bet this quiz was made by a furry. They're the most likely to be eaten while optimistically saying "Aww, what a huge pretty kitty! And what marvelous teeth you have!"

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Nah, that's cheetahs, who by all rights ought to be furry turnips by now, and aren't that far from being clones. Leopards, OTOH, are just CRAZY. I mean, my dad the pragmatic-as-hell wildlife biologist ended up anthropomorphizing leopards. He said one day when we were in the Serengeti he was driving and as he went through an area in the road where trees hung over the road, he saw a leopard. As he slowed down to look at it, he rolled up the window, and he said that the leopard looked at him and said "If I'd wanted you, I'd have had you."

And you know? I don't doubt it. Love leopards. Wouldn't trust 'em farther than I could throw 'em.

[tprjones.livejournal.com]

Heh, oops, yeah I was thinking cheetahs. I guess I don't really know anything about leopards. Time to do some reading!

[selenite.livejournal.com]

I went to the Omaha Zoo on a snowy day and found myself the only person in the cat house. I was watching the lion exhibit for a bit--the cubs were playing tag violently--and papa lion came over, sat almost in front of me, and then went POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND on the plexiglass. Then sat up again and made eye contact with me. Clearly wanting to convey how thoroughly eaten I'd be if that stuff wasn't there. I looked back and telepathically sent yeah, but you are in there.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

Hee. Sometimes interspecies communication is completely transparent.

[pratyeka.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha.
Witness LEOPARD, volunterring at the homeless shelter!
LEOPARD, donating blood!
LEOPARD, the Magical Humanitarian Battery!
Everyone loves LEOPARD!

I like to sort of laugh to myself while thinking about how this is a sign of the existence of a deity of some sort, because this kind of thing had to be made to amuse people like us. I'm a little elitist, though. GUESS I'M NOT NICE ENOUGH TO BE A LEOPARD.

[telophase.livejournal.com]

YOU CANNOT HOPE TO ASPIRE TO THE LOVE AND GOODNESS THAT IS LEOPARD!!

[pratyeka.livejournal.com]

YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH. I shall weep bemoan my non-leopardian fate forevermore.