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telophase ([personal profile] telophase) wrote2017-02-21 01:02 pm


Just got a spam email at work with a URL that included "Potato Transformation Symposium." Not going to click it because (a) malware and (b) whatever's there will be a disappointment compared to what my mind conjures up from that phrase.
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[personal profile] camwyn 2017-02-21 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't quite have anything of that nature in terms of occupational words, but I do have the comfort of knowing that whatever else may be said about my hobby, it offers guaranteed dimensional stability. (Matubo brand SuperDuo beads are of 'guaranteed size and dimensional stability' in their ad copy. I am aware that this probably has to do with pressure issues but prefer to assume it means these beads will not contribute to any Star Trek-like anomalies even if used in mass quantities.)