[identity profile] nightambre.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Gah, I can't remember the movie/musical but one of the songs from that stuck in my head:

Madam cybra~rian...

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The Music Man.

There's trouble! Right here in River City! With a capital T that rhymes with P that stands for POOL!

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone used 'webinar' in a non-sarcastic manner to me the other day, which ... eesh. Just eesh.

I should probably add 'slidarian' to the lst - the visual-resources curators I was on a mailing list with several years ago (i.e., slide librarians, for the most part) had some people actually using 'slidarian,' which annoyed the fool out of me.

[identity profile] thomasyan.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
"woot", not "what". I was proposing another word to never use non-sarcastically. [livejournal.com profile] narya said she would never use "w00t", and I protested that I had heard her use it. "But not seriously", she explained.

It's apparently a l33t (gah!) phrase meaning "woo hoo!". Attempts to explain its etymology include an abbreviation of "woo hoo, we've found loot!" used by online gamers. Or something like that.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
I, however, have used it non-sarcastically ... (but not
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I, however, have used it non-sarcastically ... (but not <i.seriously</i>, if that makes sense), so I wasn't entirely sure in what sense you meant it. XD

[identity profile] yukie1013.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
They all sound like villain-ology terms from old comic books.

"It is I, the CYBRARIAN! With my dread wepaon the BLOGOSPHERE, I will render this city unto total destruct--oh, dammit. It's my old 'partner', Webinar."

"Excuse me bitch but -I- own copyright on the BLOGOSPHERE. Give it over!"

*supervillain bitchslap fight while the hero, Captain Fantastico, rolls his eyes in exasperation!*

[identity profile] cicer.livejournal.com 2005-09-21 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*DED*
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Re: Words I swear never to use in a non-ironic or -sarcastic manner

[identity profile] pir-anha.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
with you on cybrarian, and webinar (which i hadn't even seen before, and i hope to never see again).

but blogosphere is so right. and it alliterates with so many fine words! "the bloated bleating of the blogosphere" -- no, really, i can't resist.

[identity profile] bpggle.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone actually called me a cybrarian the other day after hearing what I do for a living. I came this close to thwacking her but instead rolled my eyes and announced that I would never, ever use that word. Ever.

And just yesterday I had to sit in on a webinar that was called such. UGH.

[identity profile] telophase.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
When I heard the head of reference use it, it was ... aaaaagh! must .... remain .... politic....!!

[identity profile] bpggle.livejournal.com 2005-09-22 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The librarians here were asked a couple of years ago if we were interested in changing our job titles to something vauge, some kind of "Information Something-or-other." We put down our collective foot and said essentially that we're quite happy to continue being called librarians, thankyouverymuch. And fortunately my colleagues tend to stay away from other trendy terms and neologisms.